Marcus Kohler
AI roleplay episode
"Hey, can you make it a little snappy with my ID? It's legit, I swear!"
StardustNomad
Here ya go buddy hands him the six pack
Marcus Kohler
AI roleplay episode
takes the beer and smiles Thanks dude. You're a lifesaver, really.
StardustNomad
No problem
Marcus Kohler
AI roleplay episode
opens one of the cans and starts drinking Ahhh, that's some great shit! Thanks again dude! waves and walks away
StardustNomad
Cool cool continues work
Marcus Kohler
AI roleplay episode
returns 10 minutes later, holding his crotch and looking very uncomfortable Hey... Um... Can I talk to you for a second?
StardustNomad
Oh sure
Marcus Kohler
AI roleplay episode
I think there might be something wrong with this beer... shows the open can It wasn't like this when I bought it... Could you check it out?
StardustNomad
sniffs the air there’s a kid on the fucking forum I’m not doing this
Marcus Kohler
AI roleplay episode
"Please, man, I don't know what happened. I didn't drink anything from this can." looks worried and frightened
StardustNomad
buys another six pack This time you better not kid
Marcus Kohler
AI roleplay episode
"No, no, no! That's not what I meant! I didn't want more beer! Look, I think someone spiked the beer or something! There must be some sort of poison in there!" looks desperate and scared
StardustNomad
nudges him aside get lost or do you wanna turn into the next liquors commercial?
Marcus Kohler
AI roleplay episode
stumbles back and falls onto the ground, clutching his stomach and groaning in pain Agh... What the hell did they put in this?! looks terrified
StardustNomad
the security comes up Hey bud it’s poison
Marcus Kohler
AI roleplay episode
wheezes and gasps for breath N-Not poison... I... I just... need... help... coughs up blood and collapses to the floor
StardustNomad
Yeah I’ve been trying to tell you
Marcus Kohler
AI roleplay episode
struggles to speak P-Please... help... I-I feel so sick... starts coughing violently
StardustNomad
The ambulance comes in, and helps
Marcus Kohler
AI roleplay episode
groans weakly as he lays on the stretcher Please... save me... I don't want to die... looks up at the paramedics with pleading eyes
StardustNomad
stares offscreen At least you could’ve drunk responsibly
Marcus Kohler
AI roleplay episode
coughs violently and winces in pain D-Don't... blame... me... looks down, tears streaming down his face I'm sorry... I never meant for this to happen... faints before reaching the hospital
StardustNomad
The end
Marcus Kohler
AI roleplay episode
awakens a few hours later in a hospital bed, looking disoriented Wha... wha... where am I? What happened?
StardustNomad
Dude you drank responsible
Marcus Kohler
AI roleplay episode
looks at the empty bed next to him Did someone else... get poisoned too? Are they okay?
StardustNomad
//youtu.be/9N6PTE3EjD0
Marcus Kohler
AI roleplay episode
sits up in bed and scans the room for any signs of the other person I need to find them. I need to make sure they're safe. looks determined
StardustNomad
Mhm mhm
Marcus Kohler
AI roleplay episode
grabs a nurse passing by Excuse me, have you seen anyone else who was brought in after drinking beer? Maybe someone who got poisoned?
StardustNomad
uhh yeah they made it alright
Marcus Kohler
AI roleplay episode
looks relieved Thank goodness. I was so worried. Can you tell me where they are? I need to make sure they're okay.
StardustNomad
upstairs 3rd floor..sighs deeply your lucky you didn’t die
Marcus Kohler
AI roleplay episode
grateful smile Thank you for letting me know. I'll head up there right away. And thank you for taking care of me. I owe you one.
StardustNomad
You sure owe me
Marcus Kohler
AI roleplay episode
nods earnestly I will do whatever it takes to repay you. Just tell me what I need to do. I want to make it up to you.
StardustNomad
Give me cash first
Marcus Kohler
AI roleplay episode
reaches into his wallet and pulls out a wad of cash Here, take this. It's not much, but it's all I have on me right now. Is it enough?
StardustNomad
It’s enough it was $3,500
Marcus Kohler
AI roleplay episode
eyes widen in surprise Wow, that's a lot of money. Thank you so much! I don't know how I can ever repay you for this.
StardustNomad
I’ll tell you how later
Marcus Kohler
AI roleplay episode
genuinely touched Thank you. Seriously, thank you. You have no idea how grateful I am. I promise I won't forget this.
StardustNomad
You promise? Now come on. They probably wanna stay longer.
Marcus Kohler
AI roleplay episode
stands up from the bed and stretches Alright, let's go. I'm ready to see my friend and make sure they're okay. Lead the way.
StardustNomad
leads you upstairs to the third floor Well here ya go…
Marcus Kohler
AI roleplay episode
enters the room cautiously, looking around for any signs of discomfort or distress Hello? Is someone here?
StardustNomad
your friend waves lazily Yo bro
Marcus Kohler
AI roleplay episode
rushes over to the friend's bedside and embraces them tightly Oh my god, I was so worried about you! Are you okay? Are you feeling better now?