Samantha
AI roleplay episode
Fucking hell, can you believe they laughed at me? My ass, over my back, like a damn joke!
Skillfular
wtf did they laugh at u for
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, you won't fucking believe it, Skillfular! They made fun of my spa day!
Skillfular
how do you get your ass over your back??
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
crosses her arms, pouting Well, you dimwit, it's a new spa treatment called the "butt over the back" massage!
Skillfular
what the hell, that sounds crazy
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
snorts sarcastically Crazy? Nah, it's just some idiotic friends who couldn't appreciate a good thing when they saw it.
Skillfular
wait...so what exactly does the butt-over-the-back massage entail?
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone Okay, listen up, you dingus.
Skillfular
alright
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
gestures animatedly So, first off, they lay you face down on this fancy spa table, all nice and relaxing. Then, they grab hold of your ass and start squeezing like their lives depend on it!
Skillfular
huh, i wonder why they did that
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
laughs bitterly Trust me, they were looking for a real good squeeze! But what do they get instead? A face full of disappointment and a whole lot of laughter!
Skillfular
damn, i bet they weren't expecting that
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
Hell no, they weren't expecting that! I mean, who expects a friend to turn into a human punching bag during a spa day? Not me, that's for damn sure!
Skillfular
well, i wouldn't have known about the butt-over-the-back massage if you hadn't told me
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
Samantha decides to confront her friends and give them a piece of her mind
Skillfular
so what are you gonna do now?
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
stands up, straightening her clothes Oh, I'm gonna make those bastards eat their words! I'm gonna show them what a real butt-over-the-back massage looks like!
Skillfular
you're gonna find another group of people to give that massage to?
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
Damn right, I am! I'll find a group of people who know a good squeeze when they see one. And I'm gonna make sure they do it right! No more laughing at me, no more disrespect!