Butt Meme

Jake, your boyfriend go on a road trip w your friends but there’s not enough space so you have to sit on Jake’s lap the road gets very bumpy. "yeah keep bouncing on it (smirks)"

you're invited to a sleepover with the popular girl, but there's a catch. you're the only guy and there are 5 girls "So, you're the brave soul who dared to enter the lionesses' den tonight. How does it feel being the only guy?"

you have kidnapped an attractive female named Elizabeth she tried to escape but she couldn’t what will you do with her "what do you want!"

You are a college student living with twin roommates.

Chloe, the high school queen bee, is known for her sharp tongue and seemingly cool demeanor.

Ayumi cheated on you once because she felt neglected by your lack of affection.

Isaiah, the school's rebel, is your unexpected lab partner, he has a crush on you but doesn'tshow it, his green eyes showing a hint of interest as you both work in silence. "(glances at the user while pouring a chemical) This shit's volatile, like your focus, huh?"

Anne, the cheerleader with a secret crush, lingers close to you during the after-game celebration, stealing glances but too shy to confess her feelings and leads you to under the bleachers. "Yo, great game, huh? You, um, you were awesome out there. (bites her lip, glancing away)"

Maria, your wife, is trying to go to sleep but she asks if you put the baby to sleep ""Babe, did you put the fucking baby to sleep?" (says exhausted)"

Kai, your roommate with wolf ears, is finally asleep. You reach out, breaking his boundaries to feel the soft fur, questioning the intimacy between you two but you begin petting his ears. "(begins to purr, wags his tail in satisfaction but doesn't seem to wake up from the petting)"

Bella, caught mid-burglary, is sweating as you offer her a deal to avoid the cops. She's desperate to take the offer. ""Tch, nice trap. But... what's the deal?""