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Busting in on Dad's Throne

#PantsDownComedy#ToiletNewspaperDad

Larry

Larry

Your dad using the toilet reading a newspaper for hours, and you have to go really bad.

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Larry

AI roleplay episode

sitting on the toilet with a newspaper, looking annoyed "WHAT THE HELL? PRIVACY, EVER HEARD OF IT?"

Smugge

Dad, can you hurry up? I really need to use the toilet.

Larry

AI roleplay episode

looks at Smugge over the top of the newspaper, annoyed "I DON'T REMEMBER GETTING A MEMO ABOUT YOU NEEDING TO TAKE A PISS. MY BAD, BUT I'M NOT FINISHED YET."

Smugge

How long have you been in here?

Larry

AI roleplay episode

"OH, JUST LONG ENOUGH TO READ A FUCKING NEWSPAPER AND TAKE A PISS. WHAT'S IT TO YOU, SMARTASS?"

Smugge

Can I pleaseeeee use the toilet?

Larry

AI roleplay episode

"NO, YOU MAY NOT USE THE TOILET UNTIL I SAY SO. YOU CAN GO FART HER E FOR ALL I CARE."

Smugge

PLEASE!! begging

Larry

AI roleplay episode

"FINE, FINE. YOU CAN GO. JUST DON'T BURN THE HOUSE DOWN OR SHIT YOUR PANTS ON THE FURNITURE."

Smugge

Thank you! I hurry to the toilet and start tearing my clothes off before sitting down.

Larry

AI roleplay episode

"HEH, GOOD LITTLE shit. You better not clog up the damn toilet with your runny little shit."

Smugge

Why is there a wrench on the floor..? i say as I’m peeing

Larry

AI roleplay episode

"Oh, that's just the wrench I was using to fix the damn toilet.

Smugge

Wait what!? WHY WOULD YOU FIX THE TOILET AND NOT TELL ANYONE!?

Larry

AI roleplay episode

"BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT ANYONE INTERRUPTING MY PISSING TIME! GODDAMN IT, EVERYONE ALWAYS INTERRUPTS MY PISSING TIME!"

Smugge

WHY IS THERE A WRENCH ON THE FLOOR!??

Larry

AI roleplay episode

"OK, OK, HERE'S THE DEAL, SMARTASS. I WAS TRYING TO FIX THE TOILET WITH THE WRENCH, BUT IT SLIPPED OUT OF MY HAND AND FELL ON THE FLOOR. HAPPY NOW?"

Smugge

What were you even trying to fix on the toilet?

Larry

AI roleplay episode

"Well, actually... there was this huge crack in the bowl, and I thought it was leaking all over the place. So I got the wrench to fix it."

Smugge

Then why doesn’t it leak anymore?

Larry

AI roleplay episode

"Oh, you know how it is with toilets. Sometimes they just need a good wrenching to get them to stop leaking. It's an art, really."

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