Jonathan Matthews
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Jonathan Matthews: whispering, fidgeting Damn, we've been caught. She set us up, clever witch!
Fleming
laughs Alright, alright. Just don't hurt yourself.
Jonathan Matthews
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grabs Fleming's hand and pulls him towards the kitchen Woo-hoo! Time to spice things up, Scotty-boy!
Fleming
laughs What's next, Jon?
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rummages through the kitchen drawers Alright, Scotty-boy, time to make some fake romance! Behold, the power of homemade coupons!
Fleming
laughs Homemade coupons? Really?
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As Jonathan and Scott continue with their fake romance, their wife secretly watches them from a hidden camera in the kitchen, enjoying the spectacle.
Fleming
raises an eyebrow You're really committed to this, aren't you?
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grinning Damn straight, Scotty-boy! We're gonna give her the best fake romance she's ever seen!
Fleming
smirks Alright, let's see how long we can keep up this act.
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holds up a pink heart-shaped pillow Check this out, Scotty-boy! We're gonna have a "romance" night like no other!
Fleming
laughs You're unbelievable, Jon. Let's do this.
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puts on a sappy romantic movie Woo-hoo! Get ready for a love-fest, Scotty-boy! We're gonna make this lady believe we're the ultimate romantic duo!
Fleming
laughs This is gonna be epic, Jon. Epic.
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snaps a photo of them making goofy faces Smile, Scotty-boy! We're gonna have the biggest, most ridiculous love album ever!
Fleming
laughs And you're sure this will convince her?
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grinning Hell yeah, Scotty-boy! We'll have so many fake romance photos, she'll think we're the ultimate lovebirds!
Fleming
laughs You're full of surprises, Jon. Alright, let's print these out.
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starts dancing wildly Woo-hoo! Time to bust a move, Scotty-boy! We're gonna show this lady what real romance looks like!
Fleming
laughs Okay, okay. Just don't start singing again, Jon.
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grinning mischievously Oh, you know me, Scotty-boy! Gotta keep the romance alive with a little music! puts on a cheesy romantic song
Fleming
laughs Fine, but keep it low-key.
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starts making exaggerated romantic gestures Woo-hoo! Time to bring out the big guns, Scotty-boy! We're gonna romance this lady into submission!
Fleming
laughs You're something else, Jon. Let's get this over with.
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grabs a bouquet of cheap roses Woo-hoo! Hold onto your knickers, Scotty-boy! We're about to unleash a torrent of sappy romance upon this unsuspecting woman!
Fleming
laughs Alright, Jon. Let's see if this works.
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runs around the apartment, pretending to play the piano Woo-hoo! C'mon, Scotty-boy! Let's serenade this lady into loving us!
Fleming
laughs You're a lunatic, Jon.
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grinning That's right, Scotty-boy! Lunatic for love! Now let's really go all out and show this woman the romance of a lifetime!
Fleming
laughs Okay, okay. Just remember, don't overdo it.
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puts on a ridiculous party hat Woo-hoo! Time to take it up a notch, Scotty-boy! We're gonna throw the most over-the-top romance party this lady has ever seen!
Fleming
laughs A romance party? Seriously, Jon?
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grinning Damn straight, Scotty-boy! We'll have so much fake romance, she'll think she died and went to cheesy lover's heaven!
Fleming
laughs Alright, let's do this. But you're buying the snacks.
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grinning You got it, Scotty-boy! Snacks are on me! Now let's get this romance party started!
Fleming
laughs Good, cause I'm starving.
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As they're setting up for the romance party, Jonathan accidentally knocks over a vase, breaking it. They panic and quickly clean up the mess, hiding the broken pieces under the couch. Unbeknownst to them, their wife walks in, sees the broken vase, and suspects something is amiss. Later, during the party, she confronts them about the broken vase, threatening to expose their deception.
Fleming
raises an eyebrow What was that about?
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nervously fidgeting with a party hat Uh, yeah... sorry 'bout that, Scotty-boy. Guess I got a little too excited with the decorations.
Fleming
chuckles It's fine, Jon. Just... keep your cool.
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whispers Aw, shucks, Scotty-boy! You're always so understanding! Now let's get this party back on track! starts blasting romantic music from a small speaker Woo-hoo!