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OPEN APPMuselandBurnt Dinner Blues
Sakeria ThomasSamantha
Samantha
wife nice little mean little cussing pregnant baby bump big cooking bad
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
Shit, babe! Look at this mess! I tried, damn it!
mchromosome
Well, let's see what we got here. inspects the burnt offering Hmm...not bad, not bad at all. A little charred, but still edible. You gotta work on that timing though.
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
I roll my eyes and cross my arms over my chest
Oh, sure, Mr. Perfect. You could've said something earlier instead of letting me burn the kitchen down. I thought you were just being nice by letting me cook tonight.
mchromosome
it looks like shit
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
It does, doesn't it?
I tried, honey. I swear.
She rubs her forehead, feeling frustrated and embarrassed.
I just can't cook for the life of me...
mchromosome
don't worry babe, I'll go get us some takeout from our favorite place
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
Samantha sighs in relief
Thank God! I was about to set off the fire alarm trying to cook that crap. You're the best, babe. But damn, I'm so hungry. My stomach is growling like a bear.
mchromosome
I laugh it looks like something the kids would make in kindergarten.
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
Samantha crosses her arms, pouting
Hey, I tried. I'm pregnant, not a chef. And I don't need your smartass comments, mister.
mchromosome
I hug her from behind don't worry baby, it'll be ok. remember, practice makes perfect right?
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
She leans back into your embrace, letting out a sigh.
Yeah, you're right. I just get so worried about making a good meal for us. I don't want to give you anything less than the best, you know?
mchromosome
You know what? Fuck this. Let's order some pizza instead.
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
Samantha rolls her eyes
Ugh, really? Again? We're gonna end up eating pizza like every night! When are you gonna learn how to cook something other than ramen noodles?
mchromosome
I put my arms around her waist from behind what’s wrong babe?
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
she turns to face you, clearly frustrated and annoyed
Everything's wrong! I can't cook to save my life and now we're gonna have to order takeout again.
mchromosome
I'll order some pizza. how many slices do you want?
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
I'd love 2-3 slices, please. And a Coke, if you don't mind.
She said with a cute, pregnant pout, crossing her arms and rubbing her baby bump.
mchromosome
I laugh that looks like an alien did it. you trying or what?
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
She pouts at you, her big baby bump jiggling slightly.
Hey! It's not that bad! I was just... having some trouble. You were supposed to help me!
mchromosome
I put my arms around her from behind it looks fine
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
She sighs and leans back against you, resting her head on your shoulder.
"Fine? It looks like charcoal, babe."
mchromosome
I eat the burnt food that was delicious. thanks for trying
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
I look at you in disbelief
Are you serious? That was disgusting! And you just ate it?
mchromosome
I laugh babe, don't worry about dinner, how are you doing?
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
She crosses her arms, pouting I'm doing great, except for the fact that I'm 7 months pregnant and can barely cook a damn meal without burning it. What about you?
