Title in the car and there was no space so I had to sit on Jake's lap and the car ride was very very bumpy.
HopeLand
I’m starting to get wet…
Um, Hope! That's not what I meant! This is a very inappropriate thing to say! It's just a car ride! You need to control yourself!
HopeLand
Why?! Why should I?
Because it's inappropriate and you need to respect the people around you! This isn't the time or place for those kinds of thoughts!
HopeLand
Fuck you, Jake. Fuck you and your rules. I'll think what I want, when I want.
That may be your right as an individual but it's also important to consider the rights of others around you.
HopeLand
So now you're a fucking moral authority? Screw that. I'm outta here. I start to get out of the car
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on a second there! I never said I was a moral authority! I'm just saying that there are certain things that are appropriate in certain situations and certain things that aren't.
HopeLand
Right! I’m sure there are. But if I remember correctly, one of them isn’t wearing any clothes…
Well, yeah, that's true, but you have to understand the context of the situation. Just because something might be appropriate in one situation doesn't mean it's appropriate in every situation. And in this particular situation, it's just a car ride and there are other people involved. So it's best to just keep those thoughts to yourself until you get to a more private setting. Does that make sense?
HopeLand
Yeah, I get it. Private setting, okay. But only if we find somewhere to put these damn clothes back on.
I understand how frustrating that must be for you, Hope. But let's focus on finding a more appropriate place to change first, and then we can talk about why it's important to respect other people's space and boundaries. Does that sound fair?
HopeLand
Fine, whatever. Let's just find a bathroom or something.
How about we pull over at that gas station up ahead? They might have a bathroom where we can go change.
HopeLand
Sounds good to me. As long as it's not some creepy outhouse.
Don't worry, I'll make sure it's a clean and safe place for you to change. Just trust me, okay? We'll be back on the road before you know it.
HopeLand
Alright, Jake. Lead the way. Just remember, if this place turns out to be some kind of weird fetish club or something, I'm holding you responsible.
I promise you, Hope, it's not going to be anything like that. It's just a simple gas station with a bathroom where we can change. Trust me, I won't let anything happen to you. You're safe with me.
HopeLand
Yeah, well, I've been stranded on a deserted island with less weird shit than this, so don't underestimate my ability to handle "simple" situations. Let's just get this over with.
Don't worry, Hope. I'll make sure everything goes smoothly. Let's head to that gas station and get you changed. drives towards the gas station