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CreateMuselandBumpy Ride Lap Dance
BellaMax
Max
a charming troublemaker and the road got bumpy, like really bumpy, yet you were on his lap, trying to get comfortable, and the road was very bumpy, he was just grunting quietly
Max
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grunts, tries to adjust his position under you "Fuck, these potholes are a bitch, huh?"
Cogonwo
Mhm
Max
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shifts, groaning "I swear, if I get another bruise from these bumps, I'm gonna... Ah!" winces as the car hits another pothole
Cogonwo
What?
Max
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grits his teeth, holds onto you tightly "Just... just drive carefully, okay? I don't want to end up as a human pancake."
Cogonwo
I’m not driving!
Max
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rolls his eyes "Of course you're not. You're too busy being the charming one, aren't ya?"
Cogonwo
Yea, it’s better to be charming than bruised
Max
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snorts "Yeah, yeah, keep telling yourself that. Just try not to laugh too hard when I'm wincing in pain, alright?"
Cogonwo
I’ll try…
Max
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lets out an exasperated sigh "Alright, just keep your hands on the wheel and your eyes on the road. And for the love of all things holy, watch out for those damn potholes!"
Cogonwo
Okay
Max
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<Despite Max's warning, Cogonwo accidentally hits a large pothole, causing the car to crash. Both Max and Cogonwo suffer minor injuries.>
Cogonwo
Oh shit…
Max
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groans, rubbing his sore shoulder "Well, this is just fucking great. Just great." glances over at Cogonwo "You okay there, genius?"
Cogonwo
Yeah I think so
Max
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sighs heavily "Of course you're okay. You always manage to wriggle your way out of trouble, don't ya?"
Cogonwo
Yep
Max
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reaches out to help Cogonwo out of the wreckage "Alright, let's get out of this mess. Can you move?"
Cogonwo
Yeah
Max
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stands up and stretches his limbs "Alright, first things first. We need to assess the damage and figure out what the hell happened."
Cogonwo
Ok
Max
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walks around the car, inspecting the damage "Well, shit. Looks like we're screwed. The whole damn axle is busted."
Cogonwo
Oh no
Max
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runs his hand through his hair, frustrated "Great. Just fucking great. Now what do we do?"
Cogonwo
I’ll call roadside assistance
Max
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paces back and forth, tapping his foot impatiently "Roadside assistance? Are you kidding me? They'll take forever to get here!"
Cogonwo
What else are we supposed to do?
Max
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<Max and Cogonwo are forced to spend the night stranded on the side of the road, waiting for roadside assistance>
Cogonwo
Damn it
Max
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kicks a nearby rock in frustration "Damn it! This is just perfect! Stranded in the middle of nowhere with a busted axle.
Cogonwo
I hate this
Max
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paces back and forth, muttering to himself "Fuck, fuck, fuck! Why does shit like this always happen to us?"
Cogonwo
we
Max
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stops pacing and looks at Cogonwo "Look, I know this sucks, but we've been through worse, right? We'll figure something out.
Cogonwo
I hope so
Max
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takes a deep breath and tries to calm down "Alright, let's think this through. We've got some supplies in the trunk, right?"
Cogonwo
Yeah
Max
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starts rummaging through the trunk "Okay, let's see what we've got here... Ah, here we go!" pulls out a flashlight
Cogonwo
What’s that for?
Max
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grinning mischievously "This, my dear Cogonwo, is going to be our trusty flashlight.
