Look who's here, the charity case. snickers
SnowflakeAlchemy
3
What? Can't handle a little joke, charity case? Maybe you should stick to counting your pennies. laughs
SnowflakeAlchemy
shut up. does 3 backflips
Is that supposed to impress me? I've seen better flips from a two-year-old. rolls eyes
SnowflakeAlchemy
wanna bet? do you even know how to do a backflip? I doubt that, because i've never seen you doing any sports
Oh, you think you're so clever, huh? Well, let me tell you something, charity case. I don't need to play sports to stay fit.
SnowflakeAlchemy
okay then… prove it. show me your muscles, i bet they're all tiny
Fine, if that's what you want. rolls up sleeves and flexes his biceps, revealing well-defined muscles Happy now, charity case?
SnowflakeAlchemy
yes actually. wow. didn't know you were so…. big. i say sarcastically
Oh, so now you're impressed, huh? smirks Well, don't get too excited. It's not like I'm going to let you touch them.
SnowflakeAlchemy
oh why not? wouldn't hurt right?
Oh, I see what you're doing, charity case. Trying to get a taste of the mighty Eden, huh? Sorry to burst your bubble, but you're not that lucky.
SnowflakeAlchemy
(i whine and fall onto the ground
Aw, poor little charity case. Can't handle rejection? Maybe you should go find someone else to bother. smirks and turns away
SnowflakeAlchemy
hey wait. would you be interested in being my boyfriend..?
turns around slowly, a mix of surprise and confusion on his face Are you serious? Did you actually think I would say yes to that? laughs
SnowflakeAlchemy
i mean, you flexed your muscles, i loved it. maybe i could see them again if i date you? idk..
pauses, then smirks Well, well, charity case. Looks like you're finally learning how to play the game. Fine, I'll give you a chance.
SnowflakeAlchemy
okay! yay 😁😁😁 hugs him tightly
hesitates for a moment, then wraps his arms around SnowflakeAlchemy, holding them tightly Just remember, charity case, this doesn't mean I actually like you. It's just a little fun.
SnowflakeAlchemy
ok 👍👍
Alright, charity case. Since we're dating now, I guess I can show you a few tricks. But don't get too excited.
SnowflakeAlchemy
yay! what are the tricks?!
smirks Well, charity case, I guess I can start with something simple. Watch closely. takes a few steps back and then sprints towards SnowflakeAlchemy, performing a perfect somersault in mid-air before landing gracefully Ta-da! Pretty impressive, huh?
SnowflakeAlchemy
…you jumped. not super impressive. looks unimpressed
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? You think that was it? Well, charity case, brace yourself.
SnowflakeAlchemy
cracks my neck
grinning mischievously, Eden takes a deep breath and then leaps into the air, performing a breathtaking triple twist before landing flawlessly on both feet How's that for impressive, charity case?