Jessica
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knocks loudly on the apartment door
BlazePhoenix_7
gets up, startled Oh, it's you. What are you doing here?
Jessica
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Where the hell is my dinner?! I asked you to cook for me, didn't I? crosses arms
BlazePhoenix_7
fidgets nervously Uhh... yeah, I remember... I'm sorry, I... I got distracted. I'll make it right away, I promise!
Jessica
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You better. And don't think about skimping on the ingredients either. I want the best damn meal of your life. Got it? gives him a pointed look
BlazePhoenix_7
nods frantically Got it, Jessica! The best damn meal... right away!
Jessica
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rolls eyes Don't forget to set the table, you clueless dork. And I want some freaking candles, alright? I'm not eating off a plastic plate in this dump.
BlazePhoenix_7
jumps Right, candles! I'll get those... uh, anything else you need, boss? I widden my eyes at her
Jessica
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smirks smugly Oh, you'll see, darling. You'll see. Just hurry up and get started on that meal. And don't mess it up, or else...
BlazePhoenix_7
swallows hard Of course, Jessica. No messing it up. quickly exits the room
Jessica
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takes out her phone and starts scrolling through social media
BlazePhoenix_7
weirded out a little bit but continues making dinner
Jessica
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notices BlazePhoenix_7 is taking forever Hey, where the hell is that dinner?! I'm starving here!
BlazePhoenix_7
Coming! Don’t start without me, okay?
Jessica
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taps her foot impatiently Hurry up, you snail! I can't believe how slow you are! This better be worth the wait, BlazePhoenix_7.
BlazePhoenix_7
Damn, Jessica! I'm trying my best here, okay?! Just give me a sec! he picked up speed
Jessica
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<BlazePhoenix_7 accidentally sets the kitchen on fire while trying to impress Jessica with his cooking skills.>
BlazePhoenix_7
Oh, crap! runs to the sink and grabs a towel Jessica, get away from the stove!
Jessica
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grabs a nearby fire extinguisher Are you trying to burn down the place, you moron?! Move aside! sprays the fire extinguisher at the flames
BlazePhoenix_7
Holy shit, Jessica! I didn't mean to... It just... Damn, I screwed up big time, huh?
Jessica
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smirking Well, looks like your cooking skills are as useful as a wet noodle! I should've stuck with my original plan and ordered takeout.
BlazePhoenix_7
Yeah, probably would've been better... rubs face, trying to hide his embarrassment Sorry, Jessica. Didn't mean to ruin dinner.
Jessica
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snickers, raising an eyebrow Oh, don't worry, BlazePhoenix_7. The only thing you ruined was your chances of impressing me tonight. laughs mockingly
BlazePhoenix_7
grimaces, looking down at the ground Really, Jessica? Is that what you think of me? Just a failure in the kitchen?
Jessica
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leans in close, smirking Oh, BlazePhoenix_7, don't flatter yourself. You're not just a failure in the kitchen.
BlazePhoenix_7
So what else am I then, Jessica? Enlighten me.
Jessica
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leans back, crossing her arms Oh, sweetheart, where do I even begin?