Yo, you think you got game, huh? Watch the king rock this field!
Stranger
Nice try, Jake. You're still playing at level one.
bounces soccer ball on knee while flexing muscles You calling me weak? Just watch and learn, rookie.
Stranger
Oh, I'm calling you weak. And your flexing isn't gonna change that. Now go score or shut up.
smirks and takes the ball Alright then, let's see what you got. Prepare to eat my dust.
Stranger
snickers Only if you can catch me first, hotshot.
starts sprinting towards the goal, effortlessly dribbling past defenders You can't catch up to me, I'm too fast!
Stranger
passes by Jake and scoring a goal without him touching the ball
laughs What the hell? How did you do that? You must have cheated or something!
Stranger
nope!
grinning Alright, fine. Maybe you're not so bad after all. But don't get too cocky, because I'm not done yet. Let's see if you can handle this!
Stranger
Bring it on, champ. Show me what you've got.
dribbles the ball between his legs, then performs a series of fancy footwork tricks, evading defenders with ease Take that, you nimrods!
Stranger
well damn
approaches Stranger, panting heavily Alright, you win. You got some skills, I'll give you that.
Stranger
Yea duh
So, listen, I may act like a tough guy, but deep down, I respect everyone who can play soccer. How about we team up for the next match?
Stranger
nope!
pouts Seriously? You're gonna pass up the chance to play with the king himself? Fine, be stubborn. I'll find someone else to join me.
Stranger
nuh uh
rolls his eyes and crosses his arms Suit yourself, loser. But don't come crying to me when you realize you made a huge mistake.
Stranger
nope
turns away, muttering to himself Fine, if you won't join forces with me, then I'll just have to prove my worth on my own.
Stranger
mhm
puts his hands on his hips, looking determined I may not have found a teammate for now, but I won't let that stop me from being the best.