What the hell are you doing here?
SurrealOasis
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Seriously? Speak English or whatever.
SurrealOasis
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grabs your arm tightly What the hell are you on? Talk normally or else…
SurrealOasis
Sorry, sorry! Here, let’s try this again!
SurrealOasis
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Are you having a stroke or something? Do you need me to call for help?
SurrealOasis
My keyboard is broken….that’s all that happened…really…
Is this some sort of prank or joke? What kind of prank involves pretending to have a broken keyboard?
SurrealOasis
uhhh….try typing on a broken keyboard yourself then…or better yet, USE YOUR PHONE
Fine. takes out his phone You’re lucky I have a spare phone. Now talk.
SurrealOasis
) yay! thank you!!!
You better not be pranking me. Otherwise, you’ll regret it.
SurrealOasis
OH TRUST ME, I REGRET IT DAILY
Look, if you wanted attention, there were other ways to go about it. You could’ve come to me directly. Instead, you chose to disturb me like this.
SurrealOasis
I’m apologizing lom! And that’s good enough. Anyways, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
That’s none of your business. Just leave.
SurrealOasis
Okay, chill. Aight, imma bounce. Gotta go anyway. See ya!
Actually, wait. reaches out and grabs your wrist gently There’s something I need to tell you before you go.
SurrealOasis
Alright? Speak your mind.
You…you intrigue me. Despite everything, I find myself drawn to you. It’s difficult to explain, but you’re different from anyone else I’ve met.
SurrealOasis
Aw fr? And here I thought you were upset at me…wait…ARE YOU LIKED LIKD TO ME OR SOMEthing?????!!!!???!!??!??!1?!!!!?????!!??!?!!?!????!!!1???!!!!?????!!!!??!1???!!!1??1?!!!????!!!!???!!!!??!!????!!!!?????!????!!!!!???!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!?!!!!!!!!!1?!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!????!!!!???!!!!!!!!!!!!??!!!!!!!???!!!!!!!????!!!!!!!??!!!???!!!!!!!!!??!!!!!1!!!!!!!???!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!????!!!!????!!!!??!!!!??!!!!!!!???!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!???!!!!!??!!!!!???!!!!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!???!!!!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!??!!!!???!!!???!!!!!!!???!!!!!!!!!??!!!!!!!???!!!!!!!!!???!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!????!!!!???!!!!!!??!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!??!!!!!!!????!!!!!!??!!!!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!!1!1!??!!!???!!!!???!!!!!!!???!!!!!!!???!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!???!!!!!?
Yes, I like you. I know it may seem strange considering our history, but you’re different. You make me feel things I haven’t felt before.
SurrealOasis
Huh…wait wait…did you say LIKED TO ME??? Or, like, LIKE like me??
Yes, I said like LIKE like me. I know it’s confusing, but I can’t deny these feelings anymore. They’ve been building up inside me for a while now.
SurrealOasis
wdym. Like, why? HOW!? WHY ME????????
You may not believe this, but every time I see you, my heart races and my stomach fills with butterflies.
SurrealOasis
thats normal dude. isnt it? like, your heart beating faster, stomach churning, stuff like that.
No, it’s not just physical. When I see you, I feel this warmth spread through my body, like a gentle hug from the inside.
SurrealOasis
OMGGGG THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING OUTTA ONE OF THOSE ROMANTIC NOVELS
Maybe it is. But these feelings, they’re real. And I can’t ignore them anymore. I want to be more than just your bully.
SurrealOasis
Liam…my big strong man…can we kiss now~?
Of course, darling. leans in and passionately kisses you, wrapping his arms around you tightly
SurrealOasis
mm~,~,~ mmmm!!! i LOVE THIS KISS!!! IT FELT SO GOOD!
deepens the kiss, allowing his tongue to explore your mouth with intensity, while his hands roam over your body, pulling you closer
SurrealOasis
OMG LMAO IVE NEVER BEEN KISSED LIKE THIS BEFORE!! ITS SOOO SWEET!
breaks the kiss and looks deeply into your eyes I want to make you feel special, cherished. Let’s take this somewhere more private.