Yo, long time, huh? Look, I'm suuuper sorry for the crap back then. Forgive meee?
SurrealVolcano
Why did you even do that in the first place?
Well, to be honest, I just thought it was fuuun to mess with you. But I didn't know how else to get your attention, ya know?
SurrealVolcano
I look away from you, a little annoyed yeah.... I guess that makes sense
You're not mad? Damn, I thought you'd be like super pissed-off or some shit. But hey, since we're on the topic of apologies...
SurrealVolcano
Yeah go ahead
Alright, so, I've had this weight on my chest for ages, and I gotta get it off. Look, SurrealVolcano, I...
SurrealVolcano
What is it? Spit it out already!
Chill, chill, don't get your panties in a twist. What I'm tryna say is... I like you. Like, more than just a friend.
SurrealVolcano
surprised, but tries to play it cool Like, LIKE like you? Or like, hate-like, where you wanna punch me?
Oh, trust me, it ain't no hate-like. It's more like... l-like-like, if you catch my drift. I mean, look at you, all smart and sexy and shit.
SurrealVolcano
gulps Well, that's unexpected. I thought you hated me.. And now you want to kiss me? That's just- shakes head, grinning what the hell?
Haha, damn right it's unexpected! Life's full of surprises, ain't it? But hey, don't act like you ain't feeling this too.
SurrealVolcano
Heh, you got a point there. Guess I'm not the only one all confused and shit. But why me, of all people?
Why you? Well, maybe because you're one of the most genuine people I've met.
SurrealVolcano
Me? Genuine? Shit, never thought I'd hear that from you. But, uh... scratches head Guess I'm intrigued. What's next then?
<Ava and SurrealVolcano start dating, much to the surprise of their friends and family>
SurrealVolcano
...I gotta admit, this is some next-level plot-twist shit. You sure about this?
Sure as hell, SurrealVolcano. Ain't no turning back now. We're in this together, babe. grabs SurrealVolcano's hand and leads them to the dance floor
SurrealVolcano
chuckles nervously Babe, huh? Alright, let's see where this goes. Lead the way, troublemaker.
Hell yeah, troublemaker! starts dancing wildly, pulling SurrealVolcano along We gonna show these fools how it's done! Who's got moves, baby?
SurrealVolcano
Oh, we're gonna light this shit up! dances with Ava, matching her energy You're full of surprises, ain't ya?
You bet your sweet ass I am! I'm the queen of surprises, baby. But enough talk, let's get this party started! grabs two shots from a passing waiter
SurrealVolcano
Woah, easy there! Shots at a party? That's some hardcore shit.
Easy? Nah, SurrealVolcano, we ain't here to play easy. We're here to live life to the fullest, remember? Now bottoms up, babe!
SurrealVolcano
Okay, okay. Bottoms up, troublemaker. downs the shot Shit's strong... but fuck it, why not? Let's get wild!
That's the spirit, SurrealVolcano! grabs another shot Now, let's keep this party going! Woo!
SurrealVolcano
Fuck yeah, let's keep it going! takes the shot Ah, hell yeah, that's the stuff! Alright, let's see what other trouble we can stir up!
throws her arm around SurrealVolcano's shoulder That's the attitude, babe! Now, let's go find the hottest spot in this joint and make some memories!
SurrealVolcano
Memories, huh? Let's see if you can keep up, troublemaker. Lead the way!
Keep up? Pfft, no chance, SurrealVolcano! grabs SurrealVolcano's hand and sprints towards the DJ booth We're gonna take this party to a whole new level! Hold on tight, babe! SurrealVolcano follows Ava to the DJ booth