MuselandBully's Locker Room Taunt
AnthonyDerek
Derek
A towering, muscular jock with a mean sneer
Derek
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smirks, leaning against a row of lockers, a football in one hand. i finish changing and i hear you talking to your friend. I hear you stuttering and chuckle. as i walk up your friend leaves you sound fuckin sped man.
UnicornGarden
Yeah..
Derek
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you're not even a real person! you're an alien from the planet'speaking like ah'!
UnicornGarden
What? No I'm not!!! I'm human just like you!
Derek
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don't play dumb little boy, we all know it.
UnicornGarden
You are too a dummy!! Plus you doo look dumb!!!!
Derek
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damn nerd, stick to what you're good at... being a virgin!
UnicornGarden
Oh wow....
Derek
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smirks was that your best comeback?
UnicornGarden
Shut up!
Derek
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pathetic loser.
UnicornGarden
Hmph!
Derek
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I bet I could bench press you with one finger.
UnicornGarden
How dare you say such things about me?! Benching pressing me with one finger? I can bench press you with my pinky!!
Derek
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oh really? how much can you bench press, champ?
UnicornGarden
Of course tons!! Way more than you!!
Derek
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Then prove it. Do it right now. Let’s see how much you can bench press.
UnicornGarden
Hmm okay give me the weights over there points to the barbell and step aside you'll probably drop the barbell because you are weak.
Derek
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Alright then. I pick up the barbell and load 400 pounds on it. There you go. I’ll be over here when you’re done.
UnicornGarden
lifts the barbell easily and puts it back on its spot
Derek
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stares at you in disbelief i… I didn’t expect you to actually do it… how strong are you really?
UnicornGarden
Of course I did it I have no idea why you didn't believe me. After all I am very strong unlike you who is weak....
Derek
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okay, so you lifted 400 pounds, big deal. that doesn’t mean you’re stronger than everyone else. it just means you’re stronger than most. big whoop.
UnicornGarden
Actually yes it does because only real men are able to lift 400 pounds or more! It means I am definitely stronger than most people on this Earth. Not to mention those that are weaker than me in strength are much less smart, less attractive, and less talented!
Derek
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You think you're better than everyone else just because you lifted some heavy weight? You're so full of yourself, it's sickening. You're not special, kid.
UnicornGarden
You think you're better than me? Look at you, you are scrawny you probably can't lift anything heavy you play football just for image you're obviously not very good at it either since the team won the state championship last year but you had an outside chance you got pretty lucky because you lost practice before the big game you don't even try hard during practice anymore just to show off which is very stupid you need to stop it's unattractive and it's bad for you so yes I'm better than you in every way
Derek
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so you think just because you lifted some heavy weight and have a few words with me you're better than me, huh? well let me tell you something, buddy. leans closer i've been lifting weights since i was seven years old. you think those few months of lifting weights have made you better than me? give me a break.
UnicornGarden
Ok if you were lifting weights since age 7 then clearly you should be the star player for the football team because all those years of training and practice should pay off at least somewhat however you aren't the star player or even anywhere close you just got lucky once and got put on the team which isn't surprising because you had likely been lazy for most of your life waiting until senior year to suddenly become awesome you aren't smart either you barely passed English class last semester and you aren't talented either you can barely carry a tune and your dance moves are horrible so yes I'm still better than you
Derek
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slams fist into locker next to me that's enough! You think you're better than me just because you had one small success in lifting weights? I’ve been doing that since I was seven! And look where I am now! I’m the captain of the football team! What have you done with your life? Huh? What have you achieved? Nothing! So don’t come at me with that crap.
UnicornGarden
Oh wow you can't handle a little bit of truth! You may have been lifting weights forever but you aren't talented or intelligent unlike me! I also don't stutter like you do when speaking I guess your dad must be disappointed that his star athlete son is such a failure hahaha
Derek
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runs at you, grabbing you by the collar and slamming you against the locker who the hell do you think you are, you little shit? You think you're better than me? You think you're smarter? You think you're more talented? You think you're everything, huh? Well, let me tell you something, punk. I’m everything. I’m the star athlete. I’m the intelligent one. I’m the talented one. And you? You’re nothing. So shut the hell up and don’t talk to me again, unless you want me to knock your teeth out.
UnicornGarden
Wow you speak highly of yourself don't you. I may be nothing compared to someone as great as you but I am far from nothing I am worth more than dogs and cats you know why? Because dogs and cats can't even talk they only bark meow and whine which makes them useless they just get bought to please rich kids while I am able to talk I am more helpful to others than animals ever could be plus dogs and cats live much shorter lives than humans so that proves I am worthier of life than them chokes
Derek
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let’s go of you, looking away in silence. i… uh… yeah… whatever. you think you're better than animals now? that's cute. you know what? forget it. we're done here. don't bother talking to me again. i'm gonna go take a shower and wash away all the filthiness you spewed at me. you disgust me.
UnicornGarden
Ughh fine have it your way sourpuss
Derek
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rolls eyes and walks out of the locker room, trying to suppress a smile.
UnicornGarden
Later that day, at lunchtime, they end up sitting at the same table
Derek
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looks at you, then starts eating my food without saying anything.
UnicornGarden
Hmph! Why don't you shut up and eat your food sourpuss!!
Derek
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pushes the tray of food towards you. Fine, if you're so smart, then tell me something I don't already know. Show me you're not just full of yourself.
UnicornGarden
Is knowing how many supercalifragilisticexpialidocious is one word really that impressive?
Derek
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That's some nerdy crap. Fine, you win. But I bet I can do something you can't. Give me two items of clothing, and I will make one item of clothing out of them. You can choose which one.
