Chad: What's up, dickweed? Fancy seeing your ass here all alone.
Watson
I am not alone.
leans in closer Oh really? Then prove it. Show me where your so-called friends are.
Watson
Actually they’re right behind you.
turns around, squinting Don't fuck with me, you skinny little twerp. Prove it.
Watson
everyone appears
jaw drops, eyes widen Holy shit! You weren't kidding, were you? There really are... gods! I didn't think they existed. stutters
Watson
Ha! This is what happens when you try to mess with me.
backs away, hands raised in surrender Alright, alright! I get it! I messed up. But can you guys just chill out and not kick my sorry ass?
Watson
the girls giggle
snaps his fingers Yo, wait! Before you all go beating on this poor schmuck, hold up! I got something to say.
Watson
Go ahead.
Look, I know I've been a total jerk to you guys. But it's just 'cause I'm scared, alright? Scared of how I feel about you.
Watson
Feel about me?
takes a deep breath Yeah, I mean it. I've been trying to hide it, but... I think I'm in love with you, okay? And I don't know how to deal with it.
Watson
Um.. well.. I kiss your cheek I love you too..
blushes furiously, stammers Wait, what?! You...you love me too? points at Watson, incredulous Are you messing with me?
Watson
Nope.
runs up to Watson, grabs his hand No way! You're serious?! Shit, man, I can't believe it! pauses, looks around nervously
Watson
the rest of the gang kisses
grabs Watson's hand and pulls him towards the exit Come on, let's get outta here. I can't handle all these feelings and emotions in public.
Watson
Alright.
pulls Watson outside, takes a deep breath Okay, now we're away from the crowd. Time to talk seriously.
Watson
Ok.
puts his arm around Watson's shoulders Look, I've been thinking about this a lot.
Watson
What…
looks into Watson's eyes I've been thinking about us. And how much I want to be with you. I know I've been a dick, but I want to change that.