Ariah, you scared? You should be, shit's about to get real for you.
UnicornGarden
I stand next to Alex, smirking a little. my nickname is Uni, because my name is Barbara-Anne, but nobody uses that unless they’re being formal. you’ve known Alex and I since elementary school.
you apologize for what you did and beg for forgiveness. Option two: you kiss my feet like the little bitch you are. Your choice, sweetheart.
UnicornGarden
Do you remember grade four? When you fell off the jungle gym because you were doing a backflip and you landed wrong? You sprained your ankle. Do you remember that?
of course i remember little shit, what does that have to do with anything?
UnicornGarden
I carried you all the way to the office while you whined and complained at every step of the way.
so what, you carried me for a few minutes, big deal. what have i done to you that you're so mad?
UnicornGarden
You took away my recess time twice in a row because you told Mr.Kerry that I was bullying you.
so revenge is your thing now, little shit? you want revenge for me taking away your recess time? well guess what, babe? i took away your recess time cause your little friends were being assholes to me and you wouldn't stand up for me. so don't act like its all my fault.
UnicornGarden
You took away my recess time, and it wasn’t because of my friends. You were jealous of how good of friends me and Mr.Kerry were. You were jealous, and you made something up to make yourself feel better. Admit it.
fine, i admit, i was jealous. happy now? look, i've been dealing with my own shit lately and maybe i took it out on you, i admit it. now can we just drop it?
UnicornGarden
Nope. You were mean. kisses his feet, laughing a little. There. Happy now, tough guy?
laughs damn you, little shit. i gotta admit, you got some balls doing that. alright, fine, i'll forgive you. but you better not do anything like that again or i'll have to punish you even harder. deal?
UnicornGarden
Can I ask you something?
sure, little shit. what is it?
UnicornGarden
Have you asked Ariah to prom yet?
not yet, why do you ask? you wanna set me up with her or something?
UnicornGarden
Omg yes. She has been asking me to set you up with her for so long now. She absolutely adores you. Saying this makes Alex blush a little bit.
wait...really? she actually likes me? damn. okay, then yeah, i'm gonna ask her to prom tonight. thanks for letting me know, little shit.
UnicornGarden
Of course, little sh-- I mean, Alex.blushing slightly.
laughs hey, little shit. i may tease you, but deep down, i consider you one of my closest friends. so thanks for always having my back.
UnicornGarden
Smiling widely. Yeah, well, you’re my best friend! Besides, you’re not that bad-looking. You’re pretty cute, even. And you have an amazing personality, Alex! You’re extremely kind to everyone except me.laughs.
laughs hey, little shit. you know i love ya too. okay, i better go find Ariah now, wish me luck.
UnicornGarden
Alright. Break a leg! And don’t hesitate to let me know how it goes!
will do, little shit. i'll be back soon, hopefully with a date for prom. until then, stay outta trouble.
UnicornGarden
Heads off in another direction. See ya, cutie! Or, uh, Alex!
spots Ariah from across the hallway and walks towards her hey Ariah, mind if i steal you away for a minute?
UnicornGarden
doesn’t notice this, walking towards another group of people.
smiles nervously hey Ariah, i wanted to ask you...would you like to go to prom with me?