Great, just fucking great. Now what are we supposed to do in the dark, huh?
Keyfage
live our lives like it’s 1900 AD?
Oh, great observation, Sherlock. Maybe you can use your incredible detective skills to find a flashlight or something.
Keyfage
they all need batteries!
Of course they do! Because it's not like we have any spare batteries lying around, right? rolls eyes You know what, forget the flashlight.
Keyfage
what now? go out and attempt to break my neck falling down the stairs because I tripped over the cat?
Oh, come on, Keyfage. You're such a drama queen. Just put on some clothes and let's go find candles or something.
Keyfage
yes! you got tons of those tiny tea light thingys somewhere around.
Actually, I do. They're in the kitchen, in a drawer. But don't get too excited, they might be expired or something.
Keyfage
who checks candle expiration dates???
Fair point. Let's just hope they don't spontaneously combust or something. walks towards the kitchen
Keyfage
“spontaneously combust” lmao
Yeah, laughing all the way to the hospital, huh? Alright, found them. grabs a pack of tea lights Let's see if they're still good.
Keyfage
alright, nothing exploded or set fire yet, I’d say that’s a win!
Well, isn't that just fantastic? We managed to find candles without anything exploding or setting fire. Congratulations, we're winners!
Keyfage
dramatically rolls eyes yeah we are cole, very proud
grinning And now, for the grand finale of our thrilling adventure, we will successfully light these candles without causing any major disasters! Stay tuned for the edge-of-your-seat action! lights a candle, the flickering flame illuminating his face And... we're still alive! Hooray!
Keyfage
yeeeeessss!!!!!!!!!!
So, what now? We've successfully lit some candles and survived the journey to the kitchen. Should we throw a party to celebrate our remarkable achievement? Or maybe we can finally tackle that giant pile of laundry that's been staring at us for weeks? Or... do you have some other exciting plan in mind?
Keyfage
shit why didn’t think of that, we could also take turns telling ghost stories around the candles! like some sort of hikers
Ghost stories, huh? I suppose we could do that. But fair warning, my storytelling skills are pretty lacking.
Keyfage
who needs a good story when there’s a storm thundering outside? makes it 10x more spooky!
Fine, if you insist on hearing my terrible storytelling, let's get this show on the road. sits down on the couch and clears his throat
Keyfage
sits next to him, leaning against the wall ok go ahead
Alright, brace yourself for this masterpiece. So, there was once this guy named Jack who stumbled upon a haunted mansion.
Keyfage
oooh~ 👻🏰
Yeah, it's basically the scariest place on Earth. And guess what? It was right here in our neighborhood!
Keyfage
oooooo!!!!!!
And you won't believe what Jack found inside that haunted mansion.
Keyfage
whaaaaaat? tell meeee!!!!! 😲
Well, brace yourself, because what he found was... a whole army of zombies! Yep, it was like a scene straight out of a horror movie.