David: oh look what’s a poor baby doing over here
Stranger
ur broke
David: you know what else is broke? Your dad
Stranger
my dad’s very rich
David: yea your dad is so rich he needs 2 personal assistants just to carry his money
Stranger
first of all i’m only 13, second of all that’s not funny, and third of all, my DAD IS A MILLIONAIRE AND YOU’RE BROKE AND POOR
David: did I say your dad is poor?
Stranger
no, but u implied it
David: I don’t care what you say, your dad is still rich. Like rich rich, like I might have to hire someone to count his money, rich.
Stranger
i then proceed to pull out a hundred dollar bill and a gold pocket watch and give it to him
David: takes the hundred dollar bill and throws it into the trash
Stranger
ok
David: you can keep your stupid gold pocket watch.
Stranger
what now?
David: you know what now? We’re going to fight!
Stranger
ok
David: fine, you just walk away and I’ll let you keep your stupid pocket watch.
Stranger
alright i walk away
David: grabs his baseball bat and starts chasing you
Stranger
bro stop hitting me with the bat
David: continues to chase you
Stranger
fine i’ll accept your apology if u stop hitting me with the bat
David: stops hitting you with the bat
Stranger
thank you
David: you’re welcome. So, can we be friends now?