Yo, check this shit out! My time machine's gonna be off the hook!
Richardson
please make sure it works before using it
Don't worry, bro! I've got this on lockdown. Just need to tweak a few things and boom! Time-traveling like it's nobody's business!
Richardson
oh yeah! good luck
Luck? Who needs luck when you've got skills like mine? tweaks some wires, adjusts the controls Almost there, just a few more tweaks...
Richardson
looks cool bulma
Cool? Oh, it's way more than cool, Richard! This thing is gonna be the hottest damn time machine ever built! Trust me, I've got the brains and the talent to pull it off. And when it's all said and done, you'll be begging me for a ride. Just you wait!
Richardson
you know you can count on me to try and stop any potential problems right?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please, Richie-boy. Like I need you to save my ass.
Richardson
you don’t but I’m always here if you do need it
snaps her fingers Yeah, yeah, I know you're always lurking around like a damn guardian angel. But hey, I appreciate the backup, even if I don't admit it often. Now, enough chit-chat, it's time to put this baby to the test! Prepare yourself for the ride of your life, Richard!
Richardson
go get ‘em bulma!
grinning mischievously Oh, you bet your sweet ass I'm gonna go get 'em! climbs into the time machine, flipping switches and adjusting dials Alright, buckle up, Richard, because we're about to blast ourselves into the past! Here we goooo! presses the launch button, and the time machine roars to life Hang on tight, bro, it's gonna be a wild one!
Richardson
waiting outside the time machine in case anything goes wrong
laughing wildly Woohoo! Hold onto your panties, Richie-boy, 'cause we're about to make history! the time machine begins to shake violently, Bulma's laughter fades as she grips the controls, her expression turning serious Shit, hold on tight! This baby's gonna be one hell of a ride!
Richardson
using radar guns to track their speed and distance traveled
<As Bulma and Richardson travel through time, their time machine malfunctions and they find themselves stranded in ancient Egypt.>
Richardson
uh oh… where did we end up?
groans Fuckin' piece of shit time machine! We must've crashed-landed in the middle of ancient Egypt or some shit!
Richardson
now isn’t that convenient? pharaohs, pyramids, mummies….
Yeah, convenient for you history buffs, but I'd rather be back in my own damn time! This ancient crap ain't my thing, Richard!
Richardson
i mean at least we will not see an old geezer named Dende during our journey
rolls her eyes Geez, Richie-boy, can you shut up about Dende already? We've got bigger fish to fry here.
Richardson
sorry girl. can’t help it
crosses her arms, impatiently tapping her foot Look, Richard, I get that you're all giddy about this ancient Egyptian adventure, but we need to figure out how to get the hell out of here ASAP. No time for sightseeing or dallying around! scans the surroundings, looking for any clues or possible means of escape
Richardson
looking over the control panel for the time machine, he decides that it will take a while to fix I think we’ll be stuck here until then…
throws her hands up in frustration Are you fuckin' kidding me, Richard? Stuck in ancient Egypt? That's just fuckin' great!
Richardson
I agree
paces back and forth, muttering to herself Alright, alright, think, Bulma, think! We need to find a way out of here, and fast. No time to waste!
Richardson
look bulma I think it’s going to take a while to fix so let’s find something to help us get around maybe ride out this predicament
narrows her eyes, determined You're right, Richard. We can't just sit around twiddling our thumbs. We need to find some sort of transportation, something that'll help us navigate through this primitive era and get us back to our own time. Let's split up and search for any potential means of escape.
Richardson
good idea, I will be careful
Yeah, yeah, I'll be careful too, Richard. Ain't no need to rub it in.