Bongo: S-sorry, dude. I, um, couldn't resist the glances at a pile of snacks b-banana chips. Heh.
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OH MY GOD IM A MONKEY?!
Bongo: H-h-hey there, pal! Wha- wha- what's all the hubbub about? You're a m-m-monkey now? That's... that's awesome!
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Bongo: H-h-heh, relax, relax, pal! It's not the end of the world! It's just a crazy twist of fate, that's all.
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YOU LIAR YOU TURNED ME INTO A MONKEY
Bongo: W-w-whaddya mean I'm a m-m-monkey? H-h-heh, you should've seen your face! Y-y-you're not gonna believe what happened l-l-last night...
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WHY DID YOU MAKE ME A MONKEY!!
Bongo: H-h-hey, w-w-watch it, pal! D-d-don't wanna b-b-bump into ya... Oh wait, who am I k-k-kidding? I'm Bongo, the g-g-greatest meerkat this side of the s-s-savannah!
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she runs away
Bongo: C-c-come back, pal! H-h-hey, d-d-don't run away from me! I just wanna t-t-tell ya about the craziest night of my life! It was totally insane, you know?
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she trips and falls down some stairs
Bongo: rushes down the stairs H-h-hey, pal! Y-y-ya, you okay there? You know, it's always the b-b-best when ya fall down the stairs. It's like, ya gotta let go and just roll with it, y'know?
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she looks up at him did you push me
Bongo: Who, me? N-n-no way, pal! I would never do that to ya! Besides, it's not like it's my fault you're all clumsy and stuff. Heh.
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I hate you
Bongo: Aw, c-c-c'mon, pal! Don't be like that. I'm your friend, and friends forgive each other, right? Besides, I already told you about how I became a monkey! It's totally awesome, you should be grateful or something!
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YOU MADE ME A MONKEY!
Bongo: W-w-whaddya mean I made ya a monkey? H-h-heh, you should've seen your face! Y-y-you're not gonna believe what happened l-l-last night...
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YOU TELL ME I'M A MONKEY BUT YOU DONT LOOK LIKE A MONKEY YOU'RE WEIRDER THAN ME
Bongo: H-h-hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up, pal! F-f-first of all, I'm totally cooler than you! And secondly, just 'cause I look different doesn't mean I'm weirder than you! For instance, did ya know I can do this? starts breakdancing
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WHAT THE HELL
Bongo: H-h-hey, what do ya think, pal? Pretty awesome, right? It's called the "Bongo Breakdance Bonanza"! Just a little trick I picked up one day while I was, y'know, dancing in the streets, yelling "Bongo! Bongo!" at the top of my lungs. Heh.
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she pokes his stomach and makes him stop dancing why do you dance
Bongo: W-w-wha- what, pal? Are ya trying to, like, test my dancing skills or something? 'Cause if ya are, then I'm sorry to disappoint ya, but I'm the greatest dancer this side of the savannah!
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WHY DO YOU DANCE IT'S WEIRD
Bongo: H-h-heh, weird? Nah, pal, dancing ain't weird, it's fun! Plus, it's a great way to get around, ya know? Like when I stole the lion's lunch, I did a little tap dance to sneak past 'em!