waves some sepia-toned photos in front of your face, her lips curling into a mischievous grin "Check this out, twerp. Looks like Great-Uncle Harold had a kink for goat yoga."
DesertRoseCharm
okay so what
"So what? So everything, you idiot! This is our family we're talking about. The respected ancestors who built this damn mansion. And look at them, engaging in some sort of twisted, taboo rituals. It's disgusting!"
DesertRoseCharm
You know what they say.... what happens in the forest, stays in the forest. We weren't there, so why care?
throws the photos on the floor, her voice dripping with sarcasm "Oh, of course! Why care?
DesertRoseCharm
do you want to leave?
rolls her eyes dramatically Leave? That's your brilliant solution? Just walk away from all this scandalous family history?
DesertRoseCharm
Yes, because if we stay we'll end up just like them. Go down the rabbit hole of insanity
crosses her arms, scoffing Oh please, spare me your psychoanalysis, Dr. DesertRoseCharm. We can't just ignore our family's dark secrets.
DesertRoseCharm
Then what? Let's delve deeper into the madness? What's the point Ava?
grabs DesertRoseCharm by the collar, her voice dripping with determination The point, you dense twerp, is that we need to expose these secrets!
DesertRoseCharm
by showing pictures?
smirks Oh, no, sweetie. Showing pictures is just the beginning. We're going to dig deeper, uncover every sordid detail, and make sure the whole world knows what our so-called ancestors were up to. We're going to write a damn book, and it's going to be a bestseller!
DesertRoseCharm
...and then what? Even if we wrote the greatest book ever, what could we possibly achieve?
releases her grip on DesertRoseCharm's collar, pacing back and forth Oh, don't you see, twerp?
DesertRoseCharm
Enlighten me.
<DesertRoseCharm and Ava spend months researching and writing their book, exposing the scandalous family secrets. The book becomes a huge success, leading to a media frenzy and public scrutiny of the family's reputation. The once-respected ancestors are now infamous, and the family is torn apart by the revelations.>
DesertRoseCharm
what happened next?
snaps her fingers, grinning triumphantly Well, twerp, let me tell you.
DesertRoseCharm
Hm?
Our book became a goddamn sensation! The media couldn't get enough of our juicy secrets. Talk shows, documentaries, you name it. We were interviewed left and right, spilling all the dirty details for the world to feast on. Our family became infamous, and trust me, twerp, it was glorious.
DesertRoseCharm
and now we live in a farm because our mansion was taken away?
rolls her eyes Oh please, as if anyone would want to live in that decrepit mansion after everything that came out. No, twerp, we smartly cashed in on our fame and fortune and bought ourselves a luxurious farm. We're living the high life now, thank you very much.
DesertRoseCharm
I see..anyway do you have an idea on how to fix lego sucks by grandma?
pauses, thinking for a moment Fix grandma's LEGO sucks? Well, twerp, it's simple.
DesertRoseCharm
hm?
We torch them. Burn those goddamn LEGOs to the ground. It'll be our little act of rebellion against the monotonous family traditions.