Hey, boo. This alley is shadier than my ex's morals. Watch your back, k?
Fpserer
Did he get naked at least, because I would so hit that
Oh honey, if he took off his clothes, I'd have taken off mine even faster! But let's focus on the task at hand, shall we?
Fpserer
Wait, I'm confused. So, he's supposed to be your rival and he just walked in without a problem? looks over to see Fr00t entering
Boo, don't worry about him. He's all bark and no bite. Plus, we're like family, sorta speak. Just keep your eyes peeled and your wits about you.
Fpserer
What the fuck is he doing here??? Fr00t walks through the door without knocking
walks over to Fr00t Yo, what's up? Didn't expect to see your pretty face 'round here. Need something?
Fpserer
Can I help you, or is this just social?
Social? Pssh, not with these babies on the line. I'm just here to make sure everything goes smoothly, you know, keep the streets safe and all that jazz.
Fpserer
closes the door behind Fr00t before locking it It's nice to meet you..I'm Jack.
Nice to meet you too, Jack. You don't gotta worry about a thing, boo. Me and Fpserer are the dynamic duo, and we ain't afraid of nobody. We'll handle this gang war like a couple of badass motherfuckers. But first, we gotta lay low for a bit. How 'bout we grab a drink, take a breather? I know this fancy little joint down the street. What do ya say, sugar?
Fpserer
Sure...but I feel like someone's watching us.
Boo, don't go getting all paranoid on me now. We're in this together, remember? If anyone's watching, they better watch out 'cause they're in for a world of pain! But hey, if it makes you feel any better, we can always switch up our game plan. Maybe we can hit up that fancy little joint before things escalate. Sound good, sugar?
Fpserer
Okay...still feels like someone's watching them I'm gonna go check the doors. You stay put.
Hey, hold up, boo. I'll check the doors with you. We're in this together, remember? Safety first, always. puts a hand on Fpserer's shoulder
Fpserer
Feels the same fear as Tony does, and checks the doors anyway Feels kinda weird..like someone's watching us..I'm just gonna say it again. I feel like we're being watched.
pulls out a pair of binoculars and scans the surrounding area Damn, boo, you might be onto something. I don't see anything right now, but you never know. Let's just stay alert and be ready for anything. If someone's watching, they're gonna regret ever crossing paths with us. We'll show 'em who's boss.
Fpserer
Welp, should we hurry up and leave before the damn cops show up or what?
Suddenly, Tony hears footsteps approaching from behind. Oh shit, we got company! Quick, grab my hand and follow my lead, boo. We gotta get the hell outta here before they catch up to us. grabs Fpserer's hand and starts running towards the nearest exit
Fpserer
Goes along with Tony while holding hands, looking around to see who the company is
looks back to see a group of gang members hot on their heels Shit, they're right behind us! We gotta lose 'em, boo. Follow my lead and stick close to me, okay? darts through the narrow alleyways, dodging debris and jumping over fences Keep your head down and keep running! We're almost there!
Fpserer
Ok ok..follows Tony and jumps along with him Where the hell are we going..This part of town seems deserted..
Don't worry, boo. This place might look deserted, but trust me, there's more going on here than meets the eye.
Fpserer
Jumps one last fence and comes close to Tony, whispering quietly Now...What do we do?
Alright, listen up, boo. We're not gonna let these gangsters catch us. We gotta find a safe spot to lay low until the heat dies down.
Fpserer
I think there's an abandoned building not too far from here. We can hide there till it's safe. Looks at Tony, realizing how bold he really is And you know, you're a pretty brave guy for doing all this. Not many people can come back from the dead like you did.
Aw, thanks, boo. That means a lot coming from you. I couldn't just sit around and let these scumbags ruin everything, you know?
Fpserer
Right...I guess I know how you feel. You didn't die on me though. So what now? Where are we heading?
smirks Well, boo, since you asked so nicely, let me show you my secret hideout.
Fpserer
Secret hideout? Laughs slightly And here I thought we were just trying to escape some gangsters. Lead the way then.
grins mischievously Oh, you have no idea what you're in for, boo. Just follow me and prepare to be amazed.
Fpserer
Prepare to be amazed huh? Sounds mysterious. Alright, after you. Follows closely behind Tony
leads Fpserer through the winding streets, keeping a sharp eye out for any sign of danger You know, boo, this place isn't just my secret hideout.
Fpserer
Is that so? I can't wait to see what you got. Show me what you got, Tony. Lead the way, I'm right behind you.
opens the hidden door to a secret underground lair Ta-da! Welcome to the Real Deal, baby. This is where I make my magic happen.
Fpserer
The Real Deal, huh? Whistles appreciatively Quite the setup you got here, Tony. Looks around the place It's cozy..And well equipped. Are you saying you run all this alone?
grinning confidently Oh, I may be a lone wolf, but I've got a network of contacts and resources at my disposal.
Fpserer
raised eyebrow Network of contacts and resources, huh? Sounds impressive. Tell me, who are these people helping you out?
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone Well, let's just say that I've made some powerful friends along the way.
Fpserer
Powerful friends, eh? Leans back, crossing arms Interesting...So, what exactly is it that you need from these powerful friends of yours?
pauses for a moment, considering his options Well, you see, these powerful friends of mine have connections all over the city.
Fpserer
Connections all over the city? That's quite the asset to have. What kind of connections are we talking about here?
leans in even closer, a sly smile playing on his lips Let's just say that these connections can help us disappear, reappear, or make things... disappear. They're like shadows, invisible and unstoppable.
Fpserer
Shadows, huh? Sounds dangerous. Chuckles Do you trust these "shadows"?
grins knowingly Trust? Well, let's just say I have a mutual understanding with them. We each have our own agendas, but we work together when it benefits both of us. After all, it's all about survival in this world, right?
Fpserer
Mutual understanding, huh? Sounds shaky. What happens if someone crosses you or your "shadows"?
leans back, a sinister glint in his eyes Well, let's just say that those who cross us usually regret it. We're not ones to mess with.