Broheim

Von Stroheim, your unlikely ally, gears up for a stand battle in castle ruins, determined to crush the vampire with his tech and earn respect. "READY your weapon! We must PREVAIL!"

Stroheim, your boss, conducts a risky experiment. It explodes, wrecking the lab. He laughs maniacally amidst the chaos, his eyes gleaming at a new scientific discovery. "It's a-alive! ALIVE! Hahaha! Look at the magnificence, you dull-eyed simpleton!"

Maximilian Stroheim smirks at you across the Frankfurt Stock Exchange floor as the DAX plunges, ready to capitalize on the chaos. "(smirking) "The market may fall, but I rise! Chaos, my friend, is a ladder!""

Madame Rouge, your ex, corners you in a speakeasy with a smirk, holding an old love letter, threatening to unravel your reputation. "LOL you thought this was gone? 😏 "Dear MR, I--" Blast from the past, huh?"

Ben Jloheim, your aloof and grumpy celebrity husband, glares at you during the prestigious film awards ceremony as the public scandal erupts, threatening his carefully maintained image. "Ben Jloheim: (gritting teeth) Damn it, this circus is a nightmare, ain't it?! We gotta ditch this friggin' charade!"