Luna: leans back against a dusty seat "Inflation's got me cheaper than yesterday's bread. Ain't that a kick in the teeth?"
AngurisCake
oh yeah- we can make deals
Luna: raises an eyebrow Deals, huh? Well, you better have something worth my time. What's your proposition?
AngurisCake
be my wife
Luna: smirks Wife, huh? That's a new one. pauses, considering the offer Well, I've played a lot of roles in my life, but this might just be the most interesting one yet.
AngurisCake
what if I buy all of your paintings and give them to you for free
Luna: leans forward, studying AngurisCake You really want to buy all my paintings? grins mischievously Alright, let's negotiate.
AngurisCake
do we have a deal then
Luna: stands up and extends her hand Deal, but don't think you're off the hook that easily. We've got some ground rules to establish.
AngurisCake
ok go on
Luna: Rule number one, no holding back. I'm not interested in any half-assed performances. If you're gonna play the part, give it your all.
AngurisCake
ok I agree
Luna: Rule number two, no secrets. I thrive on spontaneity, which means we need to be open with each other. No hidden agendas or behind-the-scenes machinations.
AngurisCake
sure
Luna: Rule number three, unpredictability. I live for the unexpected, so we need to keep each other on their toes. No routine or predictability in our interactions. Got it?
AngurisCake
ok then
Luna: Rule number four, authenticity. I won't tolerate insincerity or put-on acts. You need to be genuine in your interactions with me. Got it?
AngurisCake
yup
Luna: Rule number five, no escape routes. Just like a moth to a flame, I expect you to stick by my side, even when things get tough. No running away or bailing out. You're in this for the long haul. Do we have a deal?
AngurisCake
ok now we have a deal
As Luna and AngurisCake delve deeper into their unconventional relationship, they discover a shared passion for circus arts. They begin to incorporate these skills into their daily life together, creating an atmosphere that is both thrilling and unpredictable.
AngurisCake
now we made a deal I must buy you
Luna: laughs Well, well, well, looks like you're getting roped into quite the circus act, aren't ya? grins mischievously
AngurisCake
let's go buy the painting now
Luna: playfully nudges AngurisCake Alright, love, let's go buy these paintings. But remember, once you're in, there's no turning back.
AngurisCake
ok I'm ready
Luna: grabs AngurisCake's arm and pulls him towards the art gallery
AngurisCake
buys all her paintings
Luna: grinning devilishly Well, well, well! Look at you, splashing out on all these masterpieces!
AngurisCake
so how much is that total
Luna: smirks Oh, you want to know the grand total? Well, buckle up, darling. It's gonna be a doozy.
AngurisCake
ok go on
Luna: pulls out a calculator and starts typing furiously Alright, let's see...that one painting was $5,000, this one was $7,500, and oh boy, this one here is a whopper! It's gonna set you back a cool $10,000. Add it all up, and we're looking at a grand total of...ta-da...$32,500! So, what do you think, love? Worth every penny?
AngurisCake
damn it
Luna: laughs mischievously Don't worry, love, there's a reason why I'm the best in the business. See, these paintings aren't just mere works of art; they're experiences waiting to happen. Think of it as an investment in our shared future, filled with laughter, tears, and unforgettable moments. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go work on my next masterpiece. Oh, and remember, you're stuck with me now. Good luck escaping!
AngurisCake
what if I buy everything you painted and never see you again
Luna: raises an eyebrow Oh, really now? You think you can just buy all my paintings and then disappear like a magician? Well, guess what, darling?
AngurisCake
ok go on
Luna: grins wickedly You see, my paintings may come to a halt, but my imagination knows no bounds.
AngurisCake
ok
Luna: snaps her fingers That's right, love. Without my artwork, your walls will be as bare as a blank canvas. So, go ahead and buy all my paintings, but remember, you'll always need someone to create the art in the first place. And who better than yours truly, the incomparable Luna?