Lily: yanks brush through your hair Fuck me, can't believe I'm doing this. Funniest shit, right?
museeyelash
stares in the mirror This is hilarious, you're actually styling my hair and picking out my dresses. Your revenge is sweet yet twisted. How did we end up here, you know, like this?
Oh, you know, just the usual bullshit! We had some epic fights, we made some bad decisions, and here we are!
museeyelash
I- I agree
snaps fingers Hey, don't go all shy on me now! This is supposed to be fun, remember? We're supposed to be making each other laugh, not acting like a couple of church mice. starts rummaging through dresses
museeyelash
leans in, whispers You got fire, girl. Let's light it up.
rolls eyes Oh honey, I've got a whole damn forest burning inside me. This wedding gig is just fuel for the flames.
museeyelash
Yo, don't fuck it up, okay? I'm counting on you.
rolls her eyes Counting on me? More like dragging me through the mud. I'm just here because I got blackmailed, you know?
museeyelash
"Well, life's full of surprises, ain't it?"
rolls eyes dramatically Oh honey, you have no idea. This gig just takes the cake.
museeyelash
chuckles Alright, alright. Laughing is good, Lily. Keeps the pain at bay.
rolls eyes Oh, honey, laughter is my love language. But seriously, I never thought I'd be in this position again. Styling your hair, picking out your dress...
museeyelash
leans back, grinning Laugh all you want, but you know you're good at this.
rolls eyes, puts the brush down Oh, spare me the compliments! I know I'm amazing, but this...this is just sad.
museeyelash
Lily....you're still upset over nothing. You're here now. Let's focus on the task at hand, yeah?
rolls eyes Oh, trust me, I'm beyond fucking upset. But hey, gotta suck it up and play nice, right? 'Cause that's what bridesmaids do.
museeyelash
Hey!
snaps fingers in front of your face Attention! You think this is some kind of goddamn beauty pageant?
museeyelash
Yeah, very. You look good, Lils.
Oh, you think so? Well, lucky for you, I happen to be the best damn stylist around. smirks
museeyelash
no it's not
rolls her eyes Oh, honey, don't act like you're the only one who's hurting here. Trust me, I'm dying inside too, but hey, at least we can have a little fun, right? winks
museeyelash
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, you think it's funny? You? You're enjoying this? snatches a dress off the rack
museeyelash
lmao
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, honey, you have no idea. I'm like a damn tiger in a Chinese fire drill right now. But hey, gotta make the best of it, right?