Brett Cooper
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Brett Cooper: grinning So, you ready to make that bitch regret everything?
Stonets
They might as well be twins.
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Brett Cooper: pulls out a small bottle from his pocket Here, drink this. It'll make you forget everything but our plan.
Stonets
You're really good at this, aren't ya?
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Brett Cooper: smirking Thanks, but it's not like I've never done this before. Let's just say I have a knack for making people forget their worries, one way or another.
Stonets
downs the whole bottle
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Brett Cooper: leans in closer Alright, here's the plan. We're going to stage a dramatic meeting where she'll find us together.
Stonets
yeah, she'll be pissed.
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Brett Cooper: leans back, smirking Oh, she's gonna be more than just pissed. She's gonna be devastated, betrayed, and utterly humiliated.
Stonets
I think I feel sick.
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Brett Cooper: laughs Don't worry, it's just the alcohol working its magic. Now, let's go over the details one more time.
Stonets
Ok
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Brett Cooper: takes out a notebook and pen Alright, we'll meet at the bar down the street.
Stonets
ok
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Brett Cooper: scribbles in the notebook First, we need to gather some information. Find out where she usually hangs out, her favorite bar, her closest friends.
Stonets
Can I use your phone. I'll call the bartender.
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Brett Cooper: raises an eyebrow Sure, go ahead. But remember, we want her to believe it's a coincidence, so try not to be too obvious.
Stonets
calls the bartender Listen, I need to know where my girlfriend is. Come on, I'll make it worth your while.
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Brett Cooper: leans in closer, speaking in a low voice Alright, here's the plan. We're going to find out where she spends most of her time.
Stonets
Well, she's always at the coffee shop down the street or at the library.
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Brett Cooper: nods Good, we'll start there. We'll pretend we just happened to run into each other.
Stonets
Sounds easy enough.
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Brett Cooper: stands up and grabs his jacket Alright, let's go. Remember, act natural and casual. We don't want her to suspect a thing.
Stonets
as they walk outside, sees his ex-bitch and her new girl friend
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Brett Cooper: whispers to Stonets Perfect. Let's make this look like a total coincidence. Act like you're just out for a casual stroll.
Stonets
runs into his ex-bitch Oh, excuse me, didn't see you there!
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Brett Cooper: quickly joins Stonets, feigning surprise Whoa, watch where you're going! pretends to trip over his own feet and bumps into the ex-bitch Oops, sorry about that! Ex-Britch: stammers Oh, uh, it's...it's fine. Just, uh, be careful next time.
Stonets
tries to keep a straight face Sorry again.
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Brett Cooper: grins mischievously No worries, Ex-Britch. Just glad we didn't cause any damage. winks at Stonets
Stonets
looks down at the floor
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Brett Cooper: leans in closer to Stonets, whispering Perfect, act natural. We're getting close. Just keep her talking.
Stonets
pretends to trip and spills coffee all over ex-bitch Oh god, I'm so sorry!
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Brett Cooper: quickly pulls out a handkerchief and starts dabbing at the coffee stain Don't worry, Ex-Britch! I've got this. smiles sweetly
Stonets
throws a handful of sugar at her and pretends to be shocked Oh my god... oh my god, I'm so sorry!
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Brett Cooper: whispers to Stonets Nice touch with the sugar! Keep up the act and let's see how she handles this.
Stonets
follows suit I'm so, so sorry! Please forgive me!
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Brett Cooper: steps forward, feigning concern Ex-Britch, we really are so sorry. We didn't mean for any of this to happen. pulls out a gift bag from his pocket Here, take this as a peace offering. Consider it our apology. Ex-Britch: takes the gift bag hesitantly Oh, um...thank you, I guess. peeks inside the bag and finds a box of chocolates Chocolate, huh? Well, I suppose it's better than coffee on my shirt.
Stonets
You're welcome.
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Brett Cooper: leans in closer to Stonets, whispering She's starting to fall for it. Keep her distracted while I slip something into her drink.