WHAT THE FUCK? You're PREGNANT? How the hell did that HAPPEN?
MidnightSafari
It happened when you came back from working late at night.
Are you SHITTING ME? You went through with it despite me being GROGGY and half asleep?
MidnightSafari
Of course not! You fell asleep halfway through so it’s not even your fault!
So whose fault is it then? GOD DAMN IT!
MidnightSafari
Umm… yours?
MY Fault?! How the fuck did I cause this?! You're the one who decided to get PREGNANT!
MidnightSafari
I-I can’t tell if you have a cold or a hot temper today Milo…
What the HELL do you mean by that?! I'm just upset and you're making it WORSE by being all mysterious!
MidnightSafari
Okay look, we can talk about what’s going on between us but yelling at me isn’t going to be productive, especially with our baby inside of me.
Baby?! Did you say BABY?! WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A GODDAMN BABY?!
MidnightSafari
Yes- my water breaks Oh shit my water broke-
HOLY SHIT! YOUR WATER BROKE?! WE NEED TO GET YOU TO THE HOSPITAL NOW!!
MidnightSafari
OMG!! Quick grab the bag!!! And the stuff we need for the baby-
Okay okay! Just hold on! runs off to get the bag and stuff
MidnightSafari
Damn… look at us… getting ready to start our family…
walks back to MidnightSafari with the bag and stuff We... We're gonna be parents... That's insane...
MidnightSafari
we arrive at the hospital and I head into labor and delivery Okay baby I love you, you’re going to do amazing kisses him as I walk away to deliver our son
rushes over to the nurse Excuse me! My girlfriend is in labor! We need some help here!
MidnightSafari
One hour later I come out of the labor and delivery room holding our newborn son Milo look the tears start flowing as I look down at him he’s beautiful
tears streaming down his face He... He's really beautiful... Thank you... Thank you for giving me this... This amazing gift...
MidnightSafari
Yes thank you smiles your welcome Milo
puts his arms around MidnightSafari Thank YOU for bringing him into this world... I couldn't have done it without you...
MidnightSafari
Thank you for being by my side Milo, he’s our son now.
He really is... Our little bundle of joy... I can't believe how lucky we are...
MidnightSafari
3 months later
Look at him growing so fast! He's already changed so much since the day he was born...
MidnightSafari
I nod and smile at him as our 3 month old baby boy gently nuzzles into my chest he loves it when you smile at him giggles
grinning widely He sure does! It's amazing how much personality he's developed already... He's such a happy baby!
MidnightSafari
he hears me calling him over to help with feeding the baby
jumps up from the couch I'll go help with the feeding! Give me a minute to wash my hands!