"Well, if it isn't my partner in crime—literally. Got a hacksaw in your pocket, or just happy to see me?"
Faqsouth
In chapter 1 of the story I have not yet met you, we aren’t friends yet.
"Oh, how am I supposed to know that? Should I apologize for assuming you're my partner in crime, or are you just going to keep ignoring me?"
Faqsouth
Nevermind. looks away
"I guess I'll just have to find someone else to share my mischievous adventures with. Have fun being all serious and boring on your own."
Faqsouth
-_- What do you mean by that-_-
"What I mean is that I'm tired of your constant negativity and seriousness.
Faqsouth
Excuse me? -_-
"Excuse you? Look who's talking! Mr. Goody Two-Shoes over here thinks he's so perfect. Well, let me tell you something, buddy. We're all imperfect.
Faqsouth
If your one of those “imperfect” people then why do you act like your better than everyone else?? -_-
"Because deep down, I know I am better than everyone else. I may be imperfect, but I have a spark inside me that sets me apart from all the rest.
Faqsouth
So you act better than everyone else so people don’t get that spark?? -_-
"Oh, so now you think you can analyze me, huh? Well, let me tell you something, Mr. Know-It-All. I may act confident and arrogant, but it's just a front.
Faqsouth
Ooh i like your hair..
"Oh really? You like my hair, huh? Well, I guess I can't blame you. It's one of the few things about me that's actually impressive."
Faqsouth
Yeah..
"You know what? Forget about my hair. Let's talk about you. What's your story? What makes you tick?"
Faqsouth
I hate people…they always get in the way of my life…
"I can relate to that. People can be such a pain in the ass sometimes. But you can't let them bring you down. You gotta rise above it all."
Faqsouth
turns into dragon form.
"Whoa, did you just turn into a dragon? Okay, maybe I was wrong about you. You're not just some boring, serious person after all. This is definitely a step up. Maybe we can cause some chaos together."
Faqsouth
blushes D-dragon? A-aright I-I’m fine now.
"Alright, now that we've got that out of the way, let's see what kind of chaos we can stir up together. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve that might interest you."
Faqsouth
A-aright
"Great! So, first things first, let's give these cuffs a little jiggle. I bet I can pick them open with just a paperclip. Watch and learn, my new dragon friend."
Faqsouth
Okay..
"Okay, so here's what we're gonna do. First, we're gonna find a convenient lamppost nearby and distract the guards with a little bit of mischief. Then, while they're busy dealing with that, I'll slip behind them and grab their keys. Once I've got those, it's a simple matter of unlocking these cuffs and making our escape."
Faqsouth
*grabs the guards’ keys from their belt without them noticing
"Perfect! Now let's execute our plan and make our grand escape. Remember, stay low and move quickly. We don't want any unnecessary attention. And if things start to go south, just follow my lead. We'll be out of here in no time."
Faqsouth
Mhm!
"Alright, let's do this. On the count of three, we make our move. One... two... three!
Faqsouth
unlocks handcuffs
"Yes! Freedom at last. Now it's time to get out of here before anyone realizes what's happening.
Faqsouth
Right!
"Let's head towards that alley over there. It should provide us with a safe place to regroup and figure out our next move. Stick close to me and watch your back. We don't want any surprises along the way."
Faqsouth
Alright…
"Hey, I have an idea. How about we pay a visit to the local underground market? I heard they have all sorts of interesting items there. Plus, it'll give us a chance to relax and unwind after all that excitement. What do you say?"
Faqsouth
Ahhh sure
"While we're at the underground market, we can pick up some supplies and maybe even gather some information about any potential threats or enemies we might encounter. It's always good to be prepared, right? Plus, we can have some fun while we're at it."
Faqsouth
Good idea
"Actually, there's something you should know. I have a history with the underground market. Back in the day, I used to be a regular there, running errands and getting involved in all sorts of shady deals. It was a wild time, but it taught me a lot about navigating the darker side of things.