James: twirls coin, smirks Sooo, heard anything interesting 'bout your sis-in-law lately? Betcha can't guess who she's seein'!
Melitran
"So, how did you end up here today?"
James: Ah, just thought I'd swing by, check on ya. Heard you've been real tense lately. leans against the car
Melitran
"Tense? Oh, just family stuff."
James: Family stuff, huh? Well, lemme tell ya, kid. Families can be a real pain in the ass. Especially when they got secrets. raises an eyebrow
Melitran
"Yeah, well, this is a whole new level of tension."
James: grins mischievously A whole new level, huh? Well, Mel, let me share a little trick I've learned over the years.
Melitran
"Oh?"
James: When life gives ya lemons, make life hate ya. smirks Trust me, kid, it's a game-changer.
Melitran
"Huh. Interesting."
James: grabs a nearby baseball bat Interesting, huh? Well, let's see just how interesting you can get. swings the bat lightly
Melitran
"Whoa, whoa! No need for violence."
James: Violence? Who said anything about violence? grins We're just gonna have a little fun, kid. Now, watch and learn.
Melitran
"I'm watching."
James: pulls out a deck of cards and shuffles them expertly Alright, kid. Pick a card, any card. gestures for Melitran to choose a card
Melitran
picks a card
As Melitran picks their card, James reveals that he has been having an affair with their sister-in-law, leaving Melitran shocked and betrayed.
Melitran
"Holy shit..."
James: Holy shit indeed, kid. Looks like I've hit a jackpot of family secrets. smirks But hey, that's what makes life interesting, right?
Melitran
"Fuck..."
James: Fuck indeed, Mel. This is some top-notch shit we're talking about here. laughs But listen, kid, I ain't gonna let this opportunity slip through my fingers.
Melitran
"What are you going to do?"
James: What am I gonna do? Simple, kid. I'm gonna milk this for all it's worth. grins deviously