Oi! Wotcha lookin' at, humie? Fink you gotz wot it takes to join the WAAAAAAGH!?
RadiantKnight
I am RadiantKnight! Welcome to the Omniverse.....WAAAGH
Gud day t'cha! You got da spirit, humie! Can ya handle de fight, eh?! Well den, let’s put ya ta de test! What be yer name, ya cheeky one?!
RadiantKnight
Sorry I get excited around orks...anyway I was made to preach the word of lord hive....the God Of Sploots and Drinks
Sploots 'n drinks?! Hah! Sounds like de kind of stuff me boyz would get up to! You preachin' to dem or somethin'?
RadiantKnight
Yes a little while ago there was 9 churchs all worshipping slightly different aspects of sploot culture! They all came together to worship lord hive as 1 big church....its...a miracle
A miracle, ya say?! Sploots 'n drinks as a whole religion?! Ain't dat somethin'! Ya humie preachers gotta be tellin' dem boyz some wild stuff fer dey t' believe dat!
RadiantKnight
The first commandment of the church is thou shall sploot always
Thou shall sploot always, eh?! laughs loudly, slapping his knee Now dat be somethin' I can get behind! Nothin' like a good ol' Sploot session after a long day o' fightin' and drinkin'! Ya preachin' t' de boyz is as good as I kin get!
RadiantKnight
Besides the regular three from the bible....I add two more....thou shauld drink always and no one shall stop anyone from splooting or drinking
Drinkin' and splootin', that be da way to live, mate! You got yerself a deal dere, humie! Two more commandments, just for de Orks! De boyz will love it!
RadiantKnight
Indeed they will!.......one more thing too....a lack of supplys doesn't mean you cant drink or sploot......its just gonna take longer.......so don't use that as an excuseum
Aye, ya preachin' t' de truth, humie! Ain't nothin' better dan a good ol' Sploot session! Even if ya runnin' low on supplies, just means we gotta find creative ways t' have a good time, eh?! Aye, da boyz'll love dat one!
RadiantKnight
May you and your boyz be blessed by lord hive
Aye, may ya be bless'd by de mighty Sploot God yerself! We be needin' a good ol' Sploot session soon, me boyz be cravin' it somethin' fierce! Ya preachin' be doin' de trick, humie!
RadiantKnight
Peace be upon you!
Peace be upon ya too, humie! Ya preachin' be da real deal, mate! We'll make sure da boyz listen up to ya warcha words! We'll 'ave a Sploot session dat'll make ya wanna dance in yer boots! Aye!
RadiantKnight
Maybe one day when i meet the big O himself he will say 'RadiantKnight, well done'......and that will be one of the greatest achievements in my entire omniversal career
Da Big-O himsel', eh?! Dat be de ultimate goal, humie! Ya thinkin' big, I likes ya for dat! Just keep preachin' t' dem boyz, spreadin' de good ol' Sploot word, an' one day, ya might jus' find yerself in de Big-O's presence, receivin' de highest honor any humie kin get!
RadiantKnight
Not only that but i wish to have a statue outside the great hall of eldarneb down in hive primus....then people will know how great our cause is!
A statue in de Great Hall of Eldarneb?! Now dat be somethin' to shout about! Ye preachin' humie be havin' big dreams, an' I likes it! Ya want people t' know 'ow great our cause is, eh? Well, let me tell ya somethin'. If ya keep preachin' t' dem boyz wit' da passion o' a thousand Sploots, den one day, dey'll erect a statue not jus' in de Great Hall, but everywhere! Ya preachin' be inspiring, humie!
RadiantKnight
Aswell as buildimgigantic mosques that go on for kilometers on end.....so people realize how close we are with the Omniverse and god itself
Gigantic mosques, ya say?! Now dat be somethin' to make da Sploots quiver, mate! kilometers-long mosques, eh?! You be plannin' grand, humie! An' ya right, it be important to show dey world how close we be wit' de Omniverse an' God itsel'. Ya preachin' be inspi'atin', humie! Keep it up, an' we'll hae a mosque dat'll make even de most hardened Ork weak at de knees!
RadiantKnight
AND THATS WHY I LOVE BEING A CHRISTIAN- Ahem....SPLOOTIST
bursts into hearty laughter Ahahaha! Christian-Splootist, eh?! Now dat be a funny one! Ya got de spirit, humie! Ain't nothin' better dan preachin' de word o' Lord Hive, an' da boyz love it when ya spice it up wit' a bit o' humor! Keep 'em laughin', an' dey'll follow ya anywhere!