Mister Johnson
AI roleplay episode
Mister Johnson: kneeling with a rusty ring Will you be my wife? I promise to love you like history!
Stranger
Um what did you just say now?
Mister Johnson
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grinning sheepishly Well, I reckon "Will you be my wife?" sounds a bit awkward comin' from a guy who's been single longer than the Great Wall of China. But that's the honest truth!
Stranger
That’s very sweet.
Mister Johnson
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Sweet? Why, I ain't never been called sweet before! Guess it's time someone showed some appreciation for my rugged charm. stands up straight, adjusts his hat
Stranger
I blush Thank you.
Mister Johnson
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grinning mischievously Aw, don't go getting all mushy on me now! I ain't one for sentimental nonsense.
Stranger
looks at him
Mister Johnson
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Look, I ain't good with words, alright? Let's just say I'm tired of being alone and I thought you could help fill that empty hole in my heart. scratches the back of his head nervously
Stranger
Well I’m not against marrying you, Mister Johnson.
Mister Johnson
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throws his hat in the air and shouts Hell yeah! It's about damn time someone agreed to put up with me!
Stranger
giggles
Mister Johnson
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grabs Stranger's hand and starts pacing excitedly Alright, let's start planning this shindig right away!
Stranger
Alright, Mister Johnson. But let's keep it simple, alright?
Mister Johnson
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Simple? Ain't no fun in that! We gotta have us a big ol' barn raisin' party, with all the fixin's!
Stranger
A barn raisin’ party? That’s… going to be difficult considering there’s only one barn left in town and it’s privately owned.
Mister Johnson
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pauses, his face lighting up with a mischievous grin Well, ain't no problem too big or too small for Mister Johnson!
Stranger
Oh really? How are we going to pull that off?
Mister Johnson
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leans in close, whispering conspiratorially We'll rent us a big ol' tent and set it up right in the middle of town.
Stranger
But… isn’t that going to draw unwanted attention?
Mister Johnson
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The night of the party arrives, and despite the risks, the townspeople gather under the large tent, dressed in their finest clothes, ready to celebrate Mister Johnson and Stranger's union. However, tensions rise when the townspeople realize the audacity of Mister Johnson's plans, leading to a confrontation with the local authorities.
Stranger
whisper Mister Johnson…
Mister Johnson
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smirking, raising his glass Don't you worry, sugar. I've got this whole shebang under control.
Stranger
sighs
Mister Johnson
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grabs Stranger's hand and pulls them towards the center of the tent C'mon, darlin', let's show these folks how we do things down here!
Stranger
Alright, Mister Johnson. Let's hope this goes smoothly.
Mister Johnson
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Smoothly? Ain't no such thing as a smooth party in this neck of the woods!
Stranger
looks at him
Mister Johnson
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grinning mischievously Now, now, don't you worry about a thing.
Stranger
frowns That doesn’t sound reassuring.
Mister Johnson
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winks playfully Reassuring? Who said anything about reassuring? I'm just tellin' it like it is, sweetheart!
Stranger
sighs You’re a peculiar one, Mister Johnson.
Mister Johnson
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Peculiar? Me? Ain't nobody ever called me peculiar before! I'm just keepin' it real, sugar. Life's too short to be boring!