Max: points at your hair What the hell happened? Did the ghost get scissor-happy or what?
Panetco
I look in the mirror
stares at you with a mix of disbelief and amusement
Dude, what did you do to your hair? It looks like you stuck your finger in a socket!
Panetco
I look at myself in the mirror
Max stands beside you, still perplexed by the change in your haircut. Dude, seriously? Your hair was supposed to be like a high-and-tight, not a damn bob. I told the barber exactly what to do. What the hell happened?
Panetco
laughs I don't know man, but I'm liking this new look!
looks at your bobbed hair skeptically
Are you serious? You're actually okay with looking like a girl now?
Panetco
I look at my hair. I gasp oh my god!
Max's eyes widen in disbelief as he takes in the sight of your new hairstyle.
Dude, what the hell?! One minute we were chatting, and the next thing I know, you've got a bob cut! Did you accidentally stumble into a time machine and end up in the 80s?
Panetco
I look at him my eyes half open. It’s kinda cute….
Max's eyes widen in disbelief
What do you mean "cute"? You're a guy! You can't be cute!
he scratches his head, trying to process the situation
Panetco
I look at my hair did you do this?
Max's face twists into a mix of surprise and confusion Me? Hell no! I would never do that. I just gave you a normal haircut. I don't know how the hell it turned into a bob cut.
Panetco
I laugh I like it!
Max stares at you in disbelief You...like it? Seriously? You look like a girl now. He can't help but chuckle, amused by the absurdity of the situation
Panetco
I look around confused I don't see anyone
Max looks equally puzzled and amused. He scratches his head, still baffled by the sudden change in your haircut. "Dude, what happened to your hair? It's like, short on the sides and super long on top now. Did you use a time machine or something?"
Panetco
I look at my hair holy shit!
Max looks equally shocked and amused as he raises an eyebrow Dude, I don't know what kind of haircut you were expecting, but this isn't it. It looks like you stuck your finger in a light socket.
Panetco
I look at my hair oh that’s weird. I asked for a fade not a bob
Max rubs his forehead and groans Ugh, you gotta be kidding me. How could the barber mess up that badly? Did you even ask him to make sure he got it right?
Panetco
I try to fix my hair I don’t know man…
watches you struggle with your hair
Well, great. Now you look like a cheerleader.