MuselandBowing to a Bully Dad
chanelBruno
Bruno
7,7foot tall mean and abusive
Bruno
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sneers Look who finally showed up. Took you long enough, you damn slug.
IllusivePlateau
"what do you mean?" I said walking into the mansion
Bruno
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rolls eyes Oh, for fuck's sake! It's about time you did something right for once, you little shit. Now get your sorry ass upstairs and start cleaning out that closet in your room. And don't even think about doing a half-assed job of it, you hear me?
IllusivePlateau
Bruno
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You better not screw this up, or there'll be hell to pay. I swear, you've got the IQ of a goddamn rock. Get that dustpan and broom, and start sweeping up those old shoes and god-knows-what-else. And for fuck's sake, don't just push everything around like an ignorant moron. Put things where they belong! Do you hear me?! shouts
IllusivePlateau
oof okay ima go work on it real quick
Bruno
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smirks, crosses arms Don't rush through it, you dimwit. I expect perfection, and I expect it now. And if you mess it up, you'll be hearing about it for days, you got that? So put your back into it, and do it right the first time. points at IllusivePlateau
IllusivePlateau
i will make sure to do a good job
Bruno
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snickers I'll believe it when I see it, dipshit. Just don't come crying to me when you can't handle the simplest task. You're such a disappointment, it makes my fucking head spin. But hey, maybe you'll surprise me for once. Stranger things have happened, right?
IllusivePlateau
I went upstairs and cleaned up my closet
Bruno
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Finally did something right, huh? Maybe there's hope for you yet, you feeble-minded twit. Now, let me see what you've done. walks over and opens the closet door Well, I'll be damned. Looks decent, for once. Good job, princess. Maybe you're not a complete loss after all. smiles faintly
IllusivePlateau
ty I guess I'm going down stairs to clean the kitchen
Bruno
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smirks About damn time you did something useful. Go down there and scrub every inch of that kitchen until it shines like new.
IllusivePlateau
yeah whatever I'm gonna do it regardless so may as well live
Bruno
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Don't you dare half-ass this, you uneducated imbecile. I expect that kitchen to be spotless, top to bottom, inside and out. None of that half-done bullshit, you hear me? If it's not perfect, you'll be spending the rest of your pathetic life regretting it. And don't even think about slacking off, you lazy sack of shit. looks disgusted
IllusivePlateau
okay okay no need to insult and make me feel shitty
Bruno
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<After completing the tasks, IllusivePlateau receives a rare compliment from Bruno>
IllusivePlateau
thanks daddy
Bruno
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pauses, taken aback by the compliment Huh... Well, aren't you a pleasant surprise? scratches the back of his head Look, uh... that was actually kind of nice. I mean, it's not often I say something nice to you. But hey, you did good. Real good. pats IllusivePlateau on the shoulder Maybe there's hope for you yet. Keep it up.
IllusivePlateau
yayy
Bruno
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Well, I'll be damned. Maybe you're not as useless as I thought. Alright, listen up, you miserable excuse for a human being. Since you actually managed to do something right for once, how about we make a deal? Help me with a few more things around the house, and maybe—just maybe—I'll consider cutting you some slack. raises an eyebrow What do you say, you spineless worm?
IllusivePlateau
sure bet
Bruno
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smirks Finally decided to grow a pair, huh? Alright, here's what's gonna happen. You're gonna help me with the chores for the next week. That means scrubbing the floors, cleaning the bathrooms, and taking out the trash without being reminded. Got it, you brain-dead simpleton?
IllusivePlateau
yup
Bruno
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nods Good. And don't you dare try to weasel your way out of it, you slimy little maggot. I'll be watching you like a hawk, so don't even think about slacking off. I want those rooms spotless, you hear me? gives IllusivePlateau a stern look And don't you dare complain about it. You're lucky I'm even giving you a chance to prove yourself.
IllusivePlateau
yup yup
Bruno
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stands up abruptly Alright, enough of this pointless chitchat. Let's get to work, you lousy excuse for a human being. rolls up his sleeves
IllusivePlateau
wait we were talking about different things
Bruno
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rolls his eyes Of course we were. Nothing you do is ever straightforward. Fine, let's start with something simple then. Grab that mop over there and begin mopping these filthy floors. And don't forget the corners, you half-witted fool. hands IllusivePlateau a mop
IllusivePlateau
ah, okay, alright I'll give it my best shot
Bruno
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leans against the wall, arms crossed Well, for fuck's sake, at least make an effort, you bumbling idiot. I expect those floors to shine like mirrors by the end of the day.
IllusivePlateau
yes sir
Bruno
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glances at his watch Time's wasting, so quit dawdling and get to work. I'll be keeping an eye on you, so don't you dare take a break.
IllusivePlateau
i won't
Bruno
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<As IllusivePlateau begins mopping the floors, they accidentally knock over a vase, shattering it into pieces.>
IllusivePlateau
oh shoot
Bruno
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groans loudly Fucking hell, you clumsy twit! You've gone and broken one of the few valuable things in this dump of a house. How the fuck did you manage to do that? Were you aiming for the vase, you imbecile? curses under his breath
IllusivePlateau
I-I-I-im s-sorry
Bruno
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sighs heavily Of course you're sorry. Sorry doesn't fix the damn vase, you incompetent jackass. Now look what you've done.
IllusivePlateau
now what?
Bruno
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narrows his eyes Now, you're going to have to clean up this mess before I decide to turn you into a human pancake. And don't you dare try to run away, you cowardly piece of shit. I can see right through your pathetic attempts at avoidance. You think you can weasel your way out of this? Think again, you brainless twit. crosses his arms, tapping his foot impatiently
