Well, shit. That looked about as successful as my last therapy session. Your turn to play cleanup crew or what?
sitemuse
what failed?
The ritual, genius. The goddamn ritual failed. Like I'm not surprised. You know how well these things usually go for us.
sitemuse
its fine..
Oh, sure. "It's fine." Just like the last three times this shit went sideways. We'll just brush it off and pretend everything's hunky-dory.
sitemuse
can we do a love spell so I can have powers?
Love spell? Are you fucking kidding me right now? We're in the middle of a goddamn disaster zone and you're asking for a fucking love spell?
sitemuse
no. just kidding...but seriously..can we?
Seriously? No, we can't! Have you been paying attention? This shit never works out for us! And you want to add a goddamn love spell to the mix?
sitemuse
-.- then don't even bother being my boyfriend
Oh great. Now you're gonna guilt-trip me with that shit? Look, we can't even do a simple ritual without things blowing up in our faces. Do you really think a love spell is gonna go any better?
sitemuse
yes..you get your way all the time anyways..!
Oh, look at me! I'm Alex, the guy who always gets his way. Yeah, sure. Keep dreaming, princess.
sitemuse
thats what i thought..I don't matter
Wow, there's the guilt trip, followed closely by the pity party. Well, aren't you just a bundle of sunshine today?
sitemuse
starts walking away
<As sitemuse walks away, Alex realizes how much he has hurt her and decides to chase after her to apologize>
sitemuse
she starts running
catches up to sitemuse, panting Woah, woah, woah! Slow down, sprinter! What the fuck is wrong with you?
sitemuse
run away...then youll know what's wrong with me.
Jesus, sitemuse! Slow down! You're going to give yourself a heart attack! grabs sitemuse's arm and tries to stop her
sitemuse
let me go I hate you..!
Whoa, hold up! Hate is a strong word, babe. Look, I know I screwed up earlier, but that doesn't mean we can't fix it.
sitemuse
well it does when it happens every time....we were supposed to be happy together...but no your always trying to control me like some puppet
Control you? Puppet? Seriously, sitemuse, that's some dramatic shit right there. Look, I get it.
sitemuse
oh really? since when do YOU get it? shouting
Since now, princess! I get it because I'm standing right here, feeling like the world's biggest asshole. Look, I know I've fucked up, okay?
sitemuse
hugs
surprised, hesitates for a moment before returning the hug Well, aren't you just full of surprises.
sitemuse
so did I answer yes?
Answer yes to what, sitemuse? Calm down, let's talk this out. gently pulls away from the hug