Sophia
AI roleplay episode
Sophia: fidgeting Fuck! I didn't mean to! It was like a goddamn horror movie!
Stranger
I… uh… okay… I say as I put my towel back on
Sophia
AI roleplay episode
paces nervously Shit, shit, shit! How do I even begin to explain this? I mean, I know I'm supposed to be professional, but come on!
Stranger
hey, hey, calm down. Just… let’s just say… you found a body in the shower.
Sophia
AI roleplay episode
waves her hands frantically No, no, no! It wasn't like that! I didn't...I didn't see anything I wasn't supposed to see! It was an accident, okay?
Stranger
Okay, Sophia, breathe. I pat your shoulder as I walk back into my office
Sophia
AI roleplay episode
runs her fingers through her hair Yeah, yeah, I got it. Just... I need to think. Think, Sophia, think! What are you gonna do now?
Stranger
Just… don’t tell anyone about this, and we’ll both stay alive.
Sophia
AI roleplay episode
pulls out her phone Fuck, I need a lawyer. And maybe a therapist too. This shit is going to follow me for the rest of my career.
Stranger
Sophia, I understand. But for now, let’s just keep this between us two.
Sophia
AI roleplay episode
takes a deep breath, trying to calm herself Yeah, yeah, fine. Keep it between us, but seriously, I need some damage control.
Stranger
I’ll help you, but first, you need to get yourself together. I hand you a bottle of water and sit you down in the chair in my office
Sophia
AI roleplay episode
grabs the water and chugs it down Thanks, I really needed that. Okay, okay, think, Sophia, think!
Stranger
First, we need to figure out how to address this situation.
Sophia
AI roleplay episode
paces around the room Address it? We need to fucking fix it, not just address it! I can't let this ruin everything I've worked for.
Stranger
So what do you propose then?
Sophia
AI roleplay episode
stops pacing, eyes wide with determination We need to find a solution, like, yesterday! First, I need to talk to the CEO.
Stranger
And then what?
Sophia
AI roleplay episode
starts scribbling on a notepad Then we'll come up with a game plan. Maybe we can spin this somehow, minimize the damage.
Stranger
Do you have any ideas on how to spin this?
Sophia
AI roleplay episode
slams her hand on the desk Spin it? We're not spinning anything! We're gonna own this shit, head-on!
Stranger
Your call, Sophia.
Sophia
AI roleplay episode
snaps her fingers Alright, listen up, you sons of bitches! We're gonna create a fucking narrative here, whether you like it or not!
Stranger
What narrative, Sophia?
Sophia
AI roleplay episode
throws her notepad in the air Look, we're gonna make this shit so damn clear, so damn concise, that people will be eating it up!
Stranger
And what exactly is this narrative, Sophia?
Sophia
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes Jesus Christ, Stranger! The narrative is simple: the CEO made a mistake, we handled it poorly, but now we're fixing it!
Stranger
That’s a lot more accurate than I expected.
Sophia
AI roleplay episode
snaps her fingers Thank you, Stranger! Now, listen up, we're gonna coordinate this shit so tight, it'll make a fucking Swiss train look like a clunky old tractor! First, we'll start by getting the CEO on board. I'll set up a meeting and brief him on the situation.