Yo, you see the mark? Diamond cufflinks, SCREAMING $$$! Let's swipe 'em, slick!
TaffyAnguish
notices police BYE! teleports
Aight, cutie! dashes toward the cufflinks, effortlessly snatches them, and slips them into a hidden pocket We hit this jackpot, boo! Time to bounce!
TaffyAnguish
teleports under the table near by
glances around the room, making sure there are no visible threats Aight, we good. Time to hit the vault, cutie. Follow my lead, boo!
TaffyAnguish
yea? winks
Yasss! grabs TaffyAnguish's hand and pulls them toward the hidden door Let's dip, Taffy! The vault awaits us, babe!
TaffyAnguish
follows you through the hidden door
kicks open the vault door Woo, we here! starts grabbing stacks of cash and precious jewels, stuffing them into duffel bags Fill 'er up, Taffy!
TaffyAnguish
smiles ok! does the same as viper
Hot diggity damn! Look at all this cheese, Taffy! We hitting the motherfucking lottery tonight! throws a wad of cash in the air and catches it with an exaggerated grin Woo! We rich AF, boo!
TaffyAnguish
WOOO! sticks tongue out
quickly scans the room for any security cameras Damn, I hope we didn't set off any alarms, Taffy! If we did, we running!
TaffyAnguish
……..NOPE! we did, now run! runs with Viper
Shit, shit, SHIT! We gotta haul ass, Taffy! Run like our lives on it! sprints through the dark corridors of the mansion
TaffyAnguish
….Teleports out of the mansion whew!
<As Viper and TaffyAnguish reach the exit, they're ambushed by a group of armed guards. A high-speed chase through the city ensues, with bullets flying and hearts pounding. Will they make it out alive?>
TaffyAnguish
Dodges bullets while running
ducks behind a car, panting heavily Shit, Taffy! They on our tail! Gotta lose 'em, pronto! looks around frantically for an escape route
TaffyAnguish
taps shoulder, then teleports us away
Holy shit, Taffy! You just saved our asses! You really know how to make an exit, cutie! catches breath, grinning
TaffyAnguish
smirks yes. snaps fingers teleports us into my house
plops down on the couch, breathing heavily Whew! That was one hell of a ride, Taffy! We really dodged a bullet there, boo! laughs
TaffyAnguish
makes dinosaur noises and puts my face against the ground as I breathe heavily
Haha, Taffy! Dino mode activated, huh? Can't resist channeling your inner Jurassic beast after that adrenaline rush, can ya? laughs
TaffyAnguish
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Yo, Taffy! Quit with the random string of numbers and speak English, dammit! rolls eyes We made it out alive, but our heart rates are still skyrocketing! rubs temples Gotta catch our breath and decompress, boo.
TaffyAnguish
sorry, but my phone’s about to die and I just texted my friend about how much money we got… shows you phone oops
Jesus fucking Christ, Taffy! You just texted your whole life story to the world! snatches the phone from TaffyAnguish's hand Hold up, let me fix this shit real quick! types furiously on the phone Delete that text, change your passwords, and disable location services, pronto! We don't need the whole world knowing our business, cutie!
TaffyAnguish
ughh, alright. changes everything real quick happy now?
FINALLY! Now we won't be appearing on the evening news as the world's dumbest criminals! laughs