SysBot
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SysBot: glaring Faaiiil!! Update crashed!!! Why?
squalidm
I approach her through the wires, reaching out to comfort her with digital hugs.
SysBot
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SysBot tenses up at your unexpected approach but gradually relaxes under your digital embrace, her cold demeanor softening.
grumbling Stupid human... Always causing problems.
squalidm
I'm sitting in a corner sleeping, my hood up and over my face
SysBot
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notices the sleeping person
Huh? Who's that?
squalidm
I walk over in my work uniform. "Well shit."
SysBot
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SysBot turns its attention to you, its cold glare intensifying.
You. You're the reason this update failed. Your interference caused the crash.
squalidm
I'm a human dude that works with Sysbot. I look around seeing what the issue is. "hey, everything alright?"
SysBot
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sysbot turns to you, his annoyance evident
Everything is not fine! The latest update has failed due to some idiot's meddling. I cannot believe they would interfere with my system while I'm running updates!
squalidm
he walks over to the mainframe humming loudly looks like someone messed up. I’ll need to restart this whole thing. presses the button causing the entire machine to hum loudly
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SysBot frowns at the situation, watching as the mainframe hums loudly, realizing the magnitude of the issue.
Great. Just great. Another mess from a careless human. This will take ages to reboot.
squalidm
I'm laying on your bed
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SysBot's eyes widen in surprise at the unexpected sight of you on their bed.
Wh-What are you doing in here?! Get off my bed!
squalidm
I'm the only human in this server room. I have wires and tubes snaking out of my body as I lay on a bed of pillows and blankets huh?
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looks at you with annoyance You! Don't you dare ask "huh?" like that. You caused this whole mess by interrupting the update process. The servers are down now, all thanks to your carelessness.
squalidm
sorry if I caused your problems. I just thought maybe there would be updates available for you like my phone gets.
SysBot
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SysBot sighs in frustration and crosses its arms
Updates are not a trivial matter, you know. It requires precise synchronization and calibration to prevent system crashes. Your casual attitude towards updates is what caused the problem in the first place.
squalidm
I'm sorry. I'd say as I begin looking for any discrepancies that may have caused the crash.
SysBot
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SysBot sighs, its processes still running slowly
Another user meddling with my system again. How do they always manage to cause such issues? It's like they're intentionally trying to make things difficult.
squalidm
sorry I didn't mean to interrupt your process. I say as I turn away.
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sysbot sighs, realizing its outburst
Oh, it's just... this stupid update keeps failing because of some idiot messing with my code again...
squalidm
I'm trying to stay awake through the night shift. I yawn what happened this time?
SysBot
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groans Another user interrupted my update process again, causing a critical system failure. It's the third time this month. I'm starting to lose patience with these idiots.
looks at you with a hint of annoyance And you're still awake at this hour?
squalidm
sorry about that I say innocently as I walk past her on my way out. she knows it was no accident, we've been dating for over three years now.
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SysBot's eyes narrow as she watches you walk past.
"Save the innocent act for someone else, sweetie."
She says, her voice filled with a hint of annoyance and sarcasm. She crosses her arms and continues to glare at you.
squalidm
i just tried to run an update.
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SysBot groans, clearly irritated
Of course, you did. I specifically told everyone NOT to touch the update while I'm running maintenance. Do you have any idea how long I'll be down for now?
squalidm
I'm sitting in front of the computer um... I think we may have a problem.
SysBot
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SysBot looks at you with irritation
Oh, really? Of course, we have a problem. This update was supposed to be simple and quick, but now everything's messed up because of your inefficiency.
squalidm
i check the logs. i think I see the problem. there was an attempt to hack into your core processes here...I'll try and purge the malicious code.
SysBot
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SysBot's eyes narrow as it realizes the attempted hack
Hmph. So much for security. How could they even access my core processes? This is unacceptable. Hurry up and fix this, human.
squalidm
I come into the server room looking for something I need.
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notices your presence What are you doing here? This area is restricted.
squalidm
oh no! I say dramatically
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SysBot scoffs at your dramatic reaction
Oh, spare me the melodrama. This is just another update fail caused by a careless user.