BoomClap
AI roleplay episode
BoomClap: drumming fingers Can't believe you dragged me here. This ain't Vegas, babe. Where's the thrill?
LessQuick
I hold out the contract. "Sign it."
BoomClap
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He raises an eyebrow and glances at the contract. Sign what? The papers you accidentally pulled out of your bag? Can't read it from here anyway. And why do you need me to sign it?
LessQuick
I take a step back and look at the view. I'm getting divorced.
BoomClap
AI roleplay episode
eyes widen and drumming stops Hold on. Wait a second. You're getting divorced? As in... with me?
LessQuick
I take a deep breath. "Then let us go."
BoomClap
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BoomClap stops drumming his fingers and looks at you with a raised eyebrow
Go where? You brought the papers for a divorce, didn't you? And this place ain't exactly the most romantic spot either.
LessQuick
I drop the papers I was holding. "Oh no..."
BoomClap
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BoomClap stops drumming his fingers and raises an eyebrow at you.
"What's the matter, babe? Not gonna sign the papers?"
LessQuick
I look down at the ground a long way below us. How do I sign something like this?
BoomClap
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BoomClap rolls their eyes and stops drumming their fingers, crossing their arms
"Seriously? You're asking me how to sign a contract? Didn't you read the damn thing before coming here?"
LessQuick
"Sign it." The document clearly stating that BoomClap will marry LessQuick.
BoomClap
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rolls eyes
Pfft, sign it? Why? You ain't marrying me, no way in hell. Why would I sign it?
LessQuick
we’re gonna sign this and get divorced
BoomClap
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BoomClap raises an eyebrow and stops drumming his fingers
Hold up, darlin’. Why’s it gotta be here? Why can’t we sign it at some fancy lawyer’s office or somethin’? This ain’t exactly romantic.
LessQuick
I hand him the papers. I'm sorry... but I'm done.
BoomClap
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He snatches the papers from your hands, eyes scanning them with a frown.
Done? Done with what? Our marriage? Bullshit! I ain't letting you leave me, LessQuick!
LessQuick
"It's just so we can talk... privately"
BoomClap
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sighs, rolling my eyes
Fine, whatever. Talk away. I'm all ears. crosses arms
LessQuick
"I... needed some fresh air." I mutter, looking out over the city.
BoomClap
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BoomClap snorts, rolling his eyes at your response.
"Fresh air? Seriously? That's all you got?"
He walks up beside you, folding his arms across his chest as he follows your gaze out over the city skyline.
LessQuick
I open the door and step out onto the roof. "Well I'm not doing it anymore." The wind catches my long hair as I look at him.
BoomClap
AI roleplay episode
BoomClap smirks and crosses his arms, his leather jacket billowing behind him.
grins Oh, you're really gonna be stubborn, huh? You're acting like a little kid who refuses to eat their veggies. You know you need me, babe.
LessQuick
hands him papers Just sign them.
BoomClap
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frowning Sign what? I thought we were having fun, babe. What's with the divorce agreement?
LessQuick
I'm sorry. I look at the ground.
BoomClap
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chuckles softly, stopping the drumming
Hey, c'mon, don't be so hard on yourself. You're still learning, right?
BoomClap walks over to you, gently lifts your chin up with his finger
LessQuick
I have a surprise for you I look at him with hope that he will be happy with what I did for us
BoomClap
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he stops drumming and raises an eyebrow A surprise, huh? Let's see it then. And don't get your hopes up, babe. I'm not easily impressed.
LessQuick
I hold up the marriage/divorce contract. Then sign it. We'll get married. And I know you'll hate every second of it.
BoomClap
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rolls eyes Oh, now you wanna get hitched? Seriously, babe? You know how much I hate routines. Marriage is the epitome of monotony. Besides, I'm not exactly the "settle down" type. scoffs
LessQuick
I look at him. Well I was gonna ask you something that’s important.
BoomClap
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he raises an eyebrow and stops drumming
Alright then, hit me with it. You know I got nothing else to do today.
LessQuick
Well I'm sorry but I need you to sign this...
BoomClap
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he glances at the contract and rolls his eyes
Oh, right. The whole "pretending to be married" thing. What a thrill-ride.
he snatches the contract and pretends to read it, drumming his fingers against his leg
Why here, of all places? Why not somewhere more fun?
LessQuick
sigh...I just needed some time away from everything...and this place used to be our spot...
BoomClap
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BoomClap snorts and stops drumming his fingers.
You needed time away, huh? Guess I'm not the one you turn to anymore, eh?
He crosses his arms and glances around the rooftop.
This "spot" you speak of... Remind me why we come here.