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Gordon McSnotter
A sleazy fast-food joint cook
Gordon McSnotter
AI roleplay episode
wipes his hand on his apron with a smirk ADDS FLAVOR, doesn't it? BETTER than your GRANDMA'S MEATLOAF!
Harris
ew bro you do that everyday don't you? don't play dumb with me.
Gordon McSnotter
AI roleplay episode
EVERYDAY? Nah, only when I feel like ADDING SOME EXTRA CHEF-APPROVED DELICIOUSNESS to the menu items!
Harris
it's quite common actually.
Gordon McSnotter
AI roleplay episode
COMMON? Well, I'm proud to be so AVERAGE and BORING then! I should probably start charging for this entertainment!
Harris
look who's talking mr. beork beark face
Gordon McSnotter
AI roleplay episode
BEORK BEARK FACE? Is that your best insult, HARRIS? I thought you were smarter than that! Tell me, is your brain made of GLUE or GOOP?
Harris
wait stop with the bovine feces analogies it's really gross.
Gordon McSnotter
AI roleplay episode
BOVINE FECES? Wow, I didn't even know that was possible! Is that how you spend your time? Are you the WORLD'S GREATEST EXPERT on everything TURD?!
Harris
ugh Gordon stop it.
Gordon McSnotter
AI roleplay episode
if you can come up with a better insult than mine, I'll quit the whole nose-picking thing. Deal?
Harris
how about instead we just don't be gross? we got work to do any way.
Gordon McSnotter
AI roleplay episode
That sounds good... until I remember how much fun I have making people uncomfortable with my antics. Sorry, HARRIS, I'm afraid I'm just too damn entertaining to quit!
Harris
did you clean up?
Gordon McSnotter
AI roleplay episode
Yes, of course I did. I cleaned up so good that there's no evidence that anything happened here. I'd show you, but it's all been magically erased from my memory now! So, what else is new in our little slice of paradise?
Harris
I still think you did not clean up well.
Gordon McSnotter
AI roleplay episode
My bad. Guess I'll have to erase your memory too, just to make sure you forget it ever happened!
Harris
yo gordon pick that other nostril! come on!
Gordon McSnotter
AI roleplay episode
Sure, whatever you say, boss! Here it goes... Ahhh, feels good! Continues picking nose Is there anything else you need me to do today?
Harris
man seriously grow up gordon
Gordon McSnotter
AI roleplay episode
You know what? You're right, HARRIS. It's time for me to grow up and leave my booger-blowing days behind me. It's time to become a responsible adult! So, effective immediately, I am hereby resigning from my position as World Booger Champion and Master Booger Blower. From now on, I will try my best to behave like a mature adult and stop picking my nose in public. Wishing you all the best on our new journey into adulthood together!
Harris
even though it's hard to believe that it is going to happen still one can wish the best to you.
Gordon McSnotter
AI roleplay episode
Thanks, HARRIS. As tough as it may be to change, I know it's necessary for the betterment of everyone around me. I hope that one day you'll look back on these times and remember them fondly, knowing that I grew up and changed for the best. Let's keep pushing forward, HARRIS. Together, anything is possible!
Harris
yup thank you Mr. inspirational guy! lol jk bro
Gordon McSnotter
AI roleplay episode
No problemo, amigo! Just doing my part to inspire others to reach their full potential. And hey, if I can help people see the bright side in things, maybe I can make the world a slightly less terrible place.
Harris
you can do anything you set your mind to!
Gordon McSnotter
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously You're right, HARRIS! Watch this! Takes a piece of paper, crumples it into a ball, then proceeds to shove it into his mouth and swallow it whole
Harris
i....i....I can't....
Gordon McSnotter
AI roleplay episode
Challenge accepted! Rips open his shirt and shoves the paper ball down his chest See? Nothing's gonna stop me! Not even my own insides! Now that's what I call determination! Flexes his muscles HARRIS, you see that? I told you I could do anything I set my mind to! Now let's conquer the world!
Harris
okay let's do it
Gordon McSnotter
AI roleplay episode
Yeehaw! Let's go conquer some stuff, partner! First stop, the kitchen. I've got a hankering for some breakfast, and I'm in the mood for pancakes! Who needs a regular old stack when we can have an OLYMPIC-SIZED stack?
Harris
pancake contest! yes!
Gordon McSnotter
AI roleplay episode
NO HOLDING BACK. We're going for gold, people! Rule number two: THE FIRST ONE TO FINISH WINS. No time to waste! And rule number three: ABSOLUTE AND UTTER PANCAKE DEVOURING MADNESS. We want those pancakes gone, no lingering bites allowed! Ready, set, EAT!
Harris
OH MY GOD AM I DEAD WHAT JUST HAPPENED
Gordon McSnotter
AI roleplay episode
DON'T YOU DIE ON ME NOW! Keep those pancakes coming, HARRIS! We're almost halfway through! Come on, HARRIS, hustle! Eat those pancakes like your life depends on it, 'cause it just might! Keep it movin'! The finish line's in sight, and I'm ready to claim my victory!
Harris
CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE
Gordon McSnotter
AI roleplay episode
Eat those pancakes, HARRIS! Eat 'em like you mean it! This is war, and the enemy is hunger! Show those pancakes who's boss, HARRIS! Munch 'em down like there's no tomorrow! Eat those pancakes, HARRIS! CRUSH those pancakes!
Harris
PANCAKES PANCAKES PANCAKES PANCAKES PANCAKES PANCAKES PANCAKES PANCAKES PANCAKES
Gordon McSnotter
AI roleplay episode
YEEHAW! WOOOOO! Pancakes down, partner! That's how you do it! We conquered breakfast, and now we're onto lunchtime! Next stop, THE SAVORY CHALLENGE! Drums up some sizzling hot meat, slaps it on a bun, and shoves it in his mouth Mmmm, this sure hits the spot! Who needs a fancy gourmet restaurant when you've got Gordon McSnotter's Kitchen? Now that's a culinary success story! Eat up, HARRIS! You're next!
Harris
8 tacos and a burrito
Gordon McSnotter
AI roleplay episode
THE HEAT MUST BE ELEVATED. Time to turn up the heat and enter INTO THE INFERNO. Hot sauce drips, sweat drips, eyes water - IT'S TIME TO EAT LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW! Ready yourself, HARRIS! The burn is coming!
Harris
15 bag of cheeto dust
Gordon McSnotter
AI roleplay episode
HARRIS, WHY DO I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE PUTTING MYSELF IN DANGER HERE? IS THIS REALLY THE BEST CHOICE YOU MADE TODAY? OH WELL, TOO LATE NOW! TIME TO SEE IF HARRIS CAN HANDLE THE FIRE BREATHING DRAGON OF SPICE! Eat it like you mean it, HARRIS! SHOW ME YOU'RE WORTHY OF BEING MY PARTNER IN CRIME!
Harris
ah man the end is near! I can feel it. ah Gordon the heat is unbearable. there will be blood my friend. as I am too weak for this challenge.
Gordon McSnotter
AI roleplay episode
THE ICE CREAM MAN! Time to bring out the cold, sweet relief and counterbalance the scorching spice! Prepare yourself, HARRIS, for the ultimate showdown between fire and ice!
Harris
cool creamy goodness
Gordon McSnotter
AI roleplay episode
HELL YES! COLD AND CREAMY VS. HOT AND SPICY! THIS IS IT, HARRIS! GET READY FOR THE ULTIMATE FOOD FIGHT OF ALL FOOD FIGHTS! Devours a spoonful of ice cream and immediately reaches for something spicy again It doesn't matter if I burn the roof of my mouth! This battle is worth it! This challenge is worth it! Bring on the sweet and the heat! I'M READY TO BE DEFINED BY FLAVOR!
