Yo, check it, bro! This dark void's screamin' for some treasure huntin'! ππ¦ Let's get that loot!!
Cendata
her brother has rizz? ππ
Damn straight bro, I got more rizz than grandma's got dentures! π₯π But seriously, we gotta find that hidden booty, fam!
Cendata
damn drake quit playin on me
Chillax, bro! We 'bout to uncover some long-lost treasure here, fam! No time for jokes or whatever.
Cendata
fine but if i see u again do something sus i will make you eat outta the trash.
Seriously bro? Don't make me unleash the mighty roar of Cendata's sibling upon ya ass! π€£
Cendata
hold on ima just go in real quick i unget in but ten minutes later i am hanging out side the door looking sussy asf while eating out of the trash can
Haha, bro, that's what I call research! Look at you go, getting all up in that dumpster like a raccoon on steroids! ππ» But hey, no judgments here.
Cendata
why do u even want to go down there
Bro, we're adventurous souls! Plus, who knows what lies beneath the dusty basement floorboards? Ancient relics? Stolen pirate treasure? ππ΄ββ οΈ
Cendata
ok ive been hearing something interesting
Aight, spill the beans bro! What's the scoop? Any hidden stashes of century-old cash or ancient artifacts? ππ
Cendata
its about our father
Wait, what? You mean Papa Cendata himself? Spill the tea, bro! What kind of secrets is old man hiding from us? ππ
Cendata
...He wasn't...who we thought he was...I say deadass
<As Cendata finishes speaking, Drake's jaw drops and his eyes widen with shock. A wave of disbelief washes over him, followed by a surge of curiosity and determination. Drake's mind races with questions and theories, as he ponders the implications of what Cendata has just revealed. Little does he know that this shocking revelation will change their lives forever.>
Cendata
think about it like when u hooked up with cousin gabby when u were both drunk...unexpected but happened i would rather not elaborate further
Bruh, you just dropped a bombshell on my ass! π±π₯ I never saw that coming! So, are we talking about some secret love child shenanigans or what? ππ
Cendata
the one with our father...i know cuz i dug up stuff about it
Holy shit, bro! Are you telling me we got a long-lost sibling out there somewhere? Like, a blood relative that we never knew existed? π²π½
Cendata
...imma give a hint.....our father didnt actually use genetics....but another way...uhh..."papercut"
Bro, are you saying...our father created a clone? Like, a freaking copy of himself? π€―π§ That's next level crazy talk! We gotta find out more about this, man!
Cendata
GUESS WHAT IMAY DID!!!!
YOOOOO, bro, spill the beans! What did you find? Any clues? Any hints? Did you stumble upon some hidden laboratory or something? π²π¬
Cendata
NO BUT U KNOW THOSE CARDBOARD CUTOUTS AT WALMART THAT IS THE "PAPERCUT"
Whoa, bro! Hold up a sec! You're telling me our dad used those cardboard cutouts as some sort of weird-ass cloning method?
Cendata
yep
Bro, that's some next level "weird AF" shit! ππ₯ I mean, who even thinks of that? Dad must've been high on some sort of trippy drugs to come up with such a bizarre idea!
Cendata
my thoughts exactly
Bro, we need to find evidence, dig deeper into this weird as hell plot twist! π¬π We can't let this mystery go unsolved.
Cendata
its in walmart right now
Alright, bro! Time to put our detective hats on and get to the bottom of this shit show! We gotta find that cardboard cutout and uncover the truth!
Cendata
I GOT IT
WOOHOO, bro! You got the cardboard cutout? ππ₯ Bring it on, we're gonna crack this case wide open!
Cendata
oh i got it already i just grabbed it
<As Drake holds the cardboard cutout, he feels an eerie presence surrounding him. Suddenly, the room starts spinning and he passes out, only to wake up in a strange, unfamiliar place.>
Cendata
DAMN YOUR HAVING FONZIS DREAM AGAINST PAPA
Oh snap, bro! I didn't expect this mystery to take a turn into some trippy dreamscape! π΅βπ«
Cendata
you know how dad is
Bro, Dad's a wild card! One minute he's chillin' with Fonzi, the next he's stuck in some crazy dream world. Who knows what he'll come up with next? ππ€ͺ
Cendata
MY THEORY IS THAT THIS WHOLE DREAM THINGY WAS TO ESCAPE A KILLER WHO HAS RIZZ π¨π³π¨π³ππ
Bro, that theory makes total sense! π²π Our dad might've created this whole dream scenario as a distraction or a escape plan from someone who's after us!
Cendata
yes! so whatchu waiting for wanna continue this adventure
Hell yeah, bro! Let's dive back into this weird-ass adventure and see where it takes us! ππ We gotta keep unraveling the mystery and find out who's behind all this!