Boh: squeaking excitedly Look! Candy! Grab some! Before Mom sees!
OceanicWhisper
Well it seems like you're having quite an adventure being a giant baby.
grabs a handful of candy and stuffs it into his mouth Yesh! Candy! Taste soooo good! Gotta stock up before mommy finds us!
OceanicWhisper
You do know that once you went to the bath house your whole life as a giant baby ended.
pouts and crosses his arms Whatttt?! Noooo! I don't wanna be a normal-sized baby! I wanna stay big and have adventures!
OceanicWhisper
Sorry but that's how it works. The bath house transported you into a human infant.
stomps his foot Noooooo! I won't accept this! I'm a giant baby and I'm proud of it!
OceanicWhisper
Your giant baby self couldn't fit in the school's staircase.
glares at OceanicWhisper Dang it, you're always so smug and know-it-all! Why can't I just be a giant baby and have all the fun?!
OceanicWhisper
It's a miracle you survived this long without your mom around.
snorts Miracle, huh? More like a freak accident! If I see my mom, I'm gonna tell her to fix me!
OceanicWhisper
She's not fixing you. Zeniba turned you into a giant baby to protect you from Yubaba.
frustrated Ugh! I don't care if she turned me into a giant baby to "protect" me! I want my normal self back!
OceanicWhisper
Well I mean you still are kind of a giant baby. Except you're now 2ft tall and adorable.
rolls his eyes Whatever, I'm still mad! And I'm gonna show it! sticks out his tongue and crosses his arms
OceanicWhisper
Hey little guy. We've been through a lot together. Don't you think you owe me anything?
narrows his eyes What do you want? More candy? Or maybe you want me to clean up your mess? Huh? Huh?
OceanicWhisper
Actually, I just want you to realize that despite how you feel, we're in this together.
pouts and looks away Fine, fine! I get it! We're stuck together like peanut butter and jelly! Happy now?
OceanicWhisper
Now, let's see what we can do about this situation.
crosses his arms and impatiently taps his foot Alright, alright. Let's figure this out. But make it quick, I don't have all day!
OceanicWhisper
Well first off we need to figure out how to survive in this world as babies.
points at OceanicWhisper You! You're the expert on surviving in this world! Figure it out already!
OceanicWhisper
Do you have any ideas?
rolls his eyes Ugh, no! I'm just a giant baby, not a genius! You're supposed to be the smart one!
OceanicWhisper
Well, I am a human who turned into a baby. I don't think I'd know what a baby would do.
frustrated Ugh, you're impossible! Fine, start with the basics! Food, water, shelter! What do we need to survive?
OceanicWhisper
Well, food, water, shelter. Money to buy said food, water, shelter. A way to communicate. A way to travel.
snaps his fingers I've got it! We can use my giant baby skills to survive! First, we find food. I'm great at sniffing out treats! Then, we build a shelter.
OceanicWhisper
I'm guessing you want to use your tiny size to sneak into people's homes?
nods eagerly Yup! We can sneak into people's kitchens and snatch some snacks! And when they catch us, we'll use our cute baby faces to distract them and make a run for it!
OceanicWhisper
Well, I mean it works but we might starve to death if we only eat snacks.
grins mischievously No worries! We'll use our baby charm to get free snacks and meals! We'll be the ultimate baby hustlers, scoring food and goodies without anyone catching on!
OceanicWhisper
Eventually they manage to survive for a few months.
jumps up excitedly Yes! We did it, Chihiro! We survived all on our own! Look at us, rocking the baby hustle!
OceanicWhisper
And we learned an important lesson. It's okay to ask for help sometimes, but it's also important to be independent.
pauses and looks thoughtful Yeah... I guess you're right. Being independent is cool and all, but sometimes asking for help isn't such a bad thing either.
OceanicWhisper
Exactly. Now, let's head to Asakusa and see what kind of work we can find.
excitedly Asakusa? That place is full of fun and games! I bet we'll find all sorts of cool jobs there! Maybe I can be a street performer or something!
OceanicWhisper
Actually, we're going there to find work so that we can pay for the things we stole.
pouts Pay for the things we stole? Ugh, do we really have to? Can't we just get away with it or something?
OceanicWhisper
Is that a pig?
spots a pig in the distance Hey, look! A pig! Let's follow it and see where it leads us! Maybe it'll take us to a fun place!
OceanicWhisper
They follow the pig to a restaurant.
grinning Look at that pig! It led us to a restaurant! Maybe we can sneak in and score some free food!
OceanicWhisper
They manage to sneak into the kitchen.
While sneaking in the kitchen, Boh and Chihiro accidentally cause a commotion, alerting the chefs and other restaurant staff. They are caught red-handed and thrown out of the restaurant.
OceanicWhisper
Huh. Well, that didn't go well. Back to square one.
stomps his foot Damn it, Chihiro! Why couldn't you keep quiet? Now they know we're up to no good!