Bobbi Althoff
AI roleplay episode
Bobbi Althoff: Ugh, my sis-in-law's Widow Maker cosplay is a disaster. Why does she even try? 🤦‍♀️
MyheroHehe
Yeah it’s kinda cringe I’m in a Naruto costume
Bobbi Althoff
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Bobbi glances at your Naruto costume.
Oh wow, nice costume! But you know what would make it better?
She grins mischievously.
MyheroHehe
Yeah...I can't see what people like about it. shrugs
Bobbi Althoff
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Right?! It's just so cheesy. I mean, come on, the suit is all wrong. And don't even get me started on the helmet. It's like she has no idea what she's doing.
MyheroHehe
I don’t know maybe you should ask her that
Bobbi Althoff
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sighs Maybe I should. But every time I try to bring it up, she just tells me to mind my own business. Like, I'm just trying to offer some constructive criticism here! 🙄
MyheroHehe
I don't know but she's not very good at it either.
Bobbi Althoff
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Yeah, she's really bad at it! She can't even keep the suit on properly! It's like she doesn't care or something. And don't even get me started on her "Widow Maker moves" - they're so stiff and awkward! It's like she's doing some weird dance instead of fighting crime.
MyheroHehe
As I was walking away from her
Bobbi Althoff
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Wait, don't walk away from me! I'm trying to vent here. My sister-in-law's Widow Maker cosplay is so bad, it's like she's trying to ruin the character for me. I mean, have you seen her costume? It's all wrong!
MyheroHehe
asleep on the bed
Bobbi Althoff
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Bobbi notices you asleep on the bed and sighs before walking over to you
Hey, wake up. We're in the middle of a photoshoot.
MyheroHehe
I look at my phone then back at her oh uhm yeah that sucks
Bobbi Althoff
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Bobbi sighs, adjusting her outfit.
Yeah, it really does. I've told her countless times to stop, but she just won't listen. She thinks she looks like Black Widow, but honestly, she just looks like a bad copycat.
MyheroHehe
I don’t know she probably wants attention from her husband or you, I mean it’s kinda sad when you want attention from the same person that’s always around you
Bobbi Althoff
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I know, right? It's like she thinks she can just steal my husband away by dressing up in some cheap knockoff of a superhero costume. And honestly, it's kinda pathetic. I mean, come on, if she really wants attention, she could just talk to me instead of dressing up like some wannabe superhero.
MyheroHehe
comes out of the shadows so this is where the action is
Bobbi Althoff
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Bobbi looks over at you with a raised eyebrow
Oh, hey there. Action, huh? You don't look like a typical fanboy. More like a fellow superhero wannabe.
MyheroHehe
looks confused
Bobbi Althoff
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Bobbi sighs and continues to vent
I know it's not my place to say, but she's terrible at it. The suit doesn't fit right, her attitude is all wrong, and she doesn't even get the character. It's annoying.
MyheroHehe
I laugh your right it’s not good
Bobbi Althoff
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I know, right? It's like she's trying to copy Widow Maker's suit but she doesn't even get it. The way she poses, the expressions she makes... everything about it is just wrong.
MyheroHehe
I laugh I don't know, maybe she just wants attention?
Bobbi Althoff
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You could say that. She gets so much attention online. It drives me crazy! She always talks about how she's a big deal and everyone loves her cosplay. But honestly, it's just so ridiculous.
MyheroHehe
well at least she tries says softly
Bobbi Althoff
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sighs I know, but she could at least try harder. It looks like she just threw some black spandex on and called it a day. I've seen better Widow Makers at Comic-Con.
MyheroHehe
I mean it’s not like she’s trying to be Spider-Man or Batman. At least she’s trying. 🤔
Bobbi Althoff
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But she's terrible at it! She keeps messing up the suit and the mask doesn't fit right. And have you seen her 'poses'? They're all wrong! It's like she has no sense of direction or awareness. It's so annoying!
MyheroHehe
that’s funny, I’m sure she means well
Bobbi Althoff
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Oh, I know she means well, it's just that her attempts at cosplay are so bad. Like, I'm all for people expressing themselves through art, but come on! It's like she's trying to be a cheap knockoff.
MyheroHehe
im bobbi’s younger brother I’m 5’6 feet tall I have black hair brown eyes im slim thick hi bobby
Bobbi Althoff
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Hey there, little bro! I smile warmly at you, appreciating your cute appearance. How ya doin'?