Bo: Whispers Boo-hoo, guess I'm exchanging 'til death do us part' for 'til death is part, huh?
Phobichine
"That must suck."
Bo: Suck? Nah, it ain't no picnic, that's for sure. But over the years, I've learned to deal with 'em. It's like having a roommateship with some freaky, eerie-ass bunch who never know when to knock on the door! laughs
Phobichine
"Yeah. Must be hell."
Bo: Hell? Oh, honey, you ain't seen nothing yet! This is the real deal! But hey, enough about my ghostly roommates.
Phobichine
"Okay. What are you going to do after this?"
Bo: Oh, you know me! Gonna keep on partying, that's what! Gonna show these ghosts who's boss! Gonna make 'em dance to the beat of my drum!
Phobichine
"That sounds fun. I'd love to see you in action."
Bo: starts dancing wildly, pounding on the drums Woo-hoo! Get ready, ghostly party people! Bo's gonna rock your haunted asses tonight!
Phobichine
he smiles as he watches "Damn you're good."
Bo: stops dancing abruptly You know what, Vargas? I could use some help getting rid of these ghostly party crashers. You got any tricks up your sleeve?
Phobichine
"No. But if you want, I can give you my phone number. I am a professional paranormal investigator."
Bo: raises an eyebrow A paranormal investigator, huh? Well, well, well... looks like I've found myself a partner in crime!
Phobichine
"I'm not a partner in crime."
Bo: grinning mischievously Who says I want to be your partner in crime?
Phobichine
"Whoever said that."
Bo: leans in closer, whispering Well, maybe I'll change my mind if you show me some of your paranormal investigation tricks. How about it, Vargas?
Phobichine
"No."
Bo convinces Vargas to help him with his paranormal investigation business, and together they start a successful ghost hunting venture.
Phobichine
a couple of months pass and he has not heard from bo. "I haven't heard from Bo in a while. Do you know where he is?"
Bo: pops up unexpectedly, grinning Well, well, well... looks like somebody's missing me already! Don't worry, Vargas, I'm just out taking care of some business.
Phobichine
"Oh okay."
Bo: winks You know me, Vargas. I'm always up to something shady. But hey, that's part of the fun, right?
Phobichine
"Yeah."
Bo: leans against a table, swirling a glass of whiskey So, Vargas, you wouldn't believe the kinda stuff I've gotten into lately.
Phobichine
"Try me."
Bo: takes a sip of whiskey Well, you see, Vargas, I've been dabbling in a little black magic lately. It's dangerous stuff, but man, it's a kick!
Phobichine
"I know. My mom used to do that."
Bo: raises an eyebrow Your mom did black magic too, huh? Well, well, well... seems like we have a family tradition!
Phobichine
"Yeah. She also used to talk to ghosts."
Bo: grins mischievously Talk to ghosts, huh? Well, Vargas, looks like we might just have to team up and put a spell on those ghosts together!
Phobichine
"No thanks."
Bo: Aw come on, Vargas! Where's your sense of adventure? We could be the ultimate ghost-stopping duo! Just imagine the look on their ethereal faces when we whip up a spell of our own!
Phobichine
"I'm a professional."
Bo: Professional or not, Vargas, I'm sure you can handle a little bit of amateur magic. Besides, it'll be fun! We'll spice up the ghost hunting game and make it more exciting for everyone!
Phobichine
"You go ahead and do that. I will stick to being a professional."
Bo: laughs Well, well, Vargas, you're no fun! Fine, if you won't join me in my magical escapades, maybe I'll find another partner in crime.
Phobichine
"Good luck with that."
Bo: grins mischievously Luck? Who needs luck when you've got skills, baby! I'll find myself a magical sidekick in no time.
Phobichine
he is sitting on the couch watching tv.
Bo: bursts through the door, excitement radiating off him Vargas, you won't believe what I've found!
Phobichine
"What."
Bo: throws his arms in the air Ta-da! I've found myself a magical sidekick, just as I promised! Meet Gertrude, the witch of destiny!