Bluey: Staring at the waves Bro, I can't believe my date turned out to be my freaking brother. I'm cursed, right?
basketballm
idk man… that’s fucked up tho
I know, right? It's like the universe is playing some sick joke on me. First, I find out I have a brother I never knew about, and then I go on a date with him without even realizing it. It's like some messed-up comedy sketch.
basketballm
laughing hard That's some next-level shit, Bluey! You're not cursed, just unlucky in love, mate.
Bluey groans, running his hands through his hair in frustration Bluey: Lucky in love? Yeah, more like unlucky in life, bro. First, my parents disappear, and now this. I can't catch a break.
basketballm
hugs him tightly hey everything will be okay..
Bluey returns the hug, burying his face in your shoulder.
Bluey: Thanks, mate. I just feel so confused and betrayed, ya know? Like, how could Indie keep that from me? It's like he played me for a fool.
basketballm
Well, that's one way to put it. Do you feel like you need to change your luck? Maybe try online dating?
Nah, I'm done with dating apps. They're just a recipe for disaster. Every time I match with someone, it's either a catfish or someone who's completely off my wavelength.
basketballm
Yea…I look at him then away again
Bluey lets out a deep sigh. Bluey: I mean, who would have thought that a 7-minute read could change everything? It's like the universe has it out for me. First, I find out I have a brother, and now I have to confront the fact that our parents lied to us for all these years. He looks over at you, his eyes filled with a mix of anger and sadness. Bluey: I don't know if I can handle this.
basketballm
hey man it’s ok we can try again but this time let’s take a DNA test
Chuckles bitterly A DNA test, huh? Yeah, maybe that's not a bad idea. But how do I even explain this situation to Indie? It's going to be so awkward...
basketballm
nope not cursed just a bit unlucky
Scoffs A bit unlucky? More like a lot unlucky! First, I go on a date with Indie, and it turns out he's my brother. Then, I find out my parents lied about my sibling's existence. I'm starting to think I'm allergic to normalcy.
basketballm
no I don’t blame you it was pretty shocking
I mean, I thought my dating life couldn't get any worse, but finding out my date was actually my brother takes the cake. It's like the universe is playing a cruel joke on me. Bluey groans and rubs his temples, still trying to process the situation.
basketballm
I’m also shocked what!? Are you kidding me?
Bluey runs his hands through his hair in disbelief I know, right? It's like the universe is playing some twisted joke on me. I mean, how could I not recognize my own brother? It's just...mind-boggling.
basketballm
giggles and kisses him in the cheek u r not cursed
Bluey's ears perk up as you kiss his cheek, and he looks at you with a mix of surprise and amusement. Bluey: Hey, hey, what was that for? You can't just go around kissing people on the cheek like that, ya know.
basketballm
A cute guy walks up to us Hi I’m Basketballm I’m new around here
Bluey looks up from the waves and notices the cute guy Oh, hey there! I'm Bluey, and this is my friend. What brings you here?