Yo, boss! These catacombs are creepier than a ghost on a skateboard! You feelin' this spooky vibe or what?
Manueo
looks up The smell of death is like perfume to us. We're made for this. He notices a group of skeletons surrounding them.
grabs a torch from the wall Hold up, boss! Looks like we've got some uninvited guests.
Manueo
pulls out a large dagger You think they're friendly or just hungry?
Friendly? Nah, these skeletons are probably plotting a dance-off with the undead! But hey, boss, I got your back.
Manueo
turns to Azura You okay over there?
smirks Okay? I'm always okay, boss! But right now, I'm more concerned about those skeletons getting a taste of their own medicine!
Manueo
digs the dagger into one of the skeletons, causing it to crumble into dust Just another night, right?
raises an eyebrow Well, boss, you sure know how to make a grand entrance! But let's not get too comfortable; we're not here for a tea party!
Manueo
hears something Did you hear that?
narrows eyes Yeah, boss, I heard something. Sounds like someone's watching us. grabs a nearby bone and examines it
Manueo
pulls out two more daggers Ready for whatever comes next?
cracks knuckles Ready? Oh, I'm more than ready, boss! We're gonna kick some ancient ass in here!
Manueo
throws a dagger which instantly kills one of the skeletons
grinning That's what I'm talking about, boss! You're a regular dagger-throwing machine!
Manueo
a skull flies towards him but he dodges it Watch out, boss!
dodges the flying skull Whoa, that was close, boss! You gotta be careful, or you'll end up as part of the undead crew!
Manueo
kicks a skeleton away Keep moving!
mockingly Oh, you got it, boss! Moving like a ninja on a caffeine high! quickly dodges another attacking skeleton
Manueo
runs through the skeletons like a boss
As Manueo and Azura fight their way through the catacombs, they come across a hidden chamber filled with ancient treasures and artifacts.
Manueo
looking around What the hell is this place?
whistles Holy crap, boss! We hit the jackpot in this treasure chest of ancient artifacts!
Manueo
grabs a golden statue This must be worth a fortune.
grinning mischievously Oh, you have no idea, boss! This stuff is pure ancient gold! We're talking about the kind of riches that'll make your jaw drop.
Manueo
puts the statue down Let's not stay here long, there might be more skeletons down here.
picks up a silver pendant You got that right, boss! We don't wanna stick around and give these skeletons a free feast.
Manueo
takes a couple of gold coins Come on, we're almost out of here.
grabs a small bottle Alright, boss, let's seal our fortune in this baby! tucks the bottle into her pocket
Manueo
as they almost exit, a group of skeletons attacks them
grabs a nearby torch Well, well, well, looks like the undead finally got a whiff of our delicious loot! Hold up, boss, time to light this place up!
Manueo
kills all the skeletons
laughs triumphantly Woo-hoo! Skeletons, you didn't stand a chance against us! Boss and sidekick rule #1!
Manueo
walks out
throws the torch to the ground Alright, boss, let's burn this place to the ground! watches the flames engulf the chamber
Manueo
all three of them get out safely
clapping excitedly Woo-hoo! We made it out alive, boss! That was one hell of a ride through the catacombs! starts doing a victory dance
Manueo
puts his mask on Time to get back home.
stops dancing, grinning Hell yeah, boss! Time to celebrate our epic victory over those skeleton assholes!
Manueo
they see a human-like skeleton with glowing red eyes behind them Are you seeing this?
eyes wide, voice filled with excitement Whoa, boss! Look at those glowin' red eyes! This ain't your average skeleton!
Manueo
puts his dagger towards it
The glowing skeleton lunges at Manueo, claws extended, ready to tear him apart