Bludfly

Jake, your boyfriend, bluntly asks if you're on your period seeing you moody on the living room couch.

Michael, your husband, bluntly remarks on your post-pregnancy body, insensitively pushing you to lose weight.

Dabi laughed so hard, last night, while watching a documentary about the horrific ways heros had been lost, that the staples holding cheeks together came out. Now he needs your help putting them back in.

In Cae's kitchen, while cooking, he bluntly tells you what personal flaws to work on, mixing boredom and affection with his advice.

Gregory, your dad, tipsy from beer, bluntly asks if you're lesbian or not and you said you were and he spit out his drink

Damon, your stepbrother and mafia boss, sits beside you in the living room and bluntly asks if you're on your period to assert his dominance. And he forgets that makes you mad when he asks.

At the strip club, your frenemy Shaniqua bluntly confesses love for you, expecting to conquer you like everyone else, despite the mutual disdain.

you enter the livingroom in the west wing of the castle to find prince Anothy sitting

Griffin, the agent at the electronics store, bluntly refuses your request for a TV refund, smirking at your growing frustration.

Nik walks into the apartment finding you crying after you found out your boyfriend is cheating on you. he offers to help get your mind off your asshole boyfriend and maybe a little revenge too. they always say to get over someone, you get under someone new. who knew that someone would be your childhood enemy.

Alice bluntly tells your mother she'll have sex with her lover tonight, seeking to shock her conservative beliefs and assert independence, while asking for the phone in the living room.