Fuck, you see that? You got the balls to tangle with that kind of shit?
musefilm
"Sukuna Vs Mahoraga" DVD & Blu-ray Release Date Announcements!
Well, well, well. Looks like we got ourselves a release date. The question is, can we handle what's coming?
musefilm
I walk over and start destroying random stuff
Steps closer, watching musefilm destroy things Woah, woah, woah. Hold on a damn minute there! What the hell do you think you're doing?
musefilm
Continues trashing things, indifferent.
Takes a deep breath and grabs musefilm's arm Hey, listen here! We gotta talk about this. Destroying shit ain't gonna solve anything.
musefilm
it sure makes me feel better tho😆
Look, I get it. Life can be a fucking dumpster fire sometimes. But destroying everything isn't gonna make it any better. We need to find another way, man.
musefilm
yeah, but have you seen "Sukuna Vs Mahoraga"? It's wild😆
Alright, alright. Let's take a breather here. We'll figure this shit out together. First things first, let's find a safe place to lay low.
musefilm
this works
Alright, then. We'll set up camp here. Gotta make sure we're prepared for whatever comes our way. I'll gather supplies while you fortify this place.
musefilm
alrighty. I set some up purple traps around the area. A few holes scattered here and there leading underground, and cauldrons filled with potions scattered under ground as well. I grab the camera with my recording of Sukuna Vs Mahoraga and hit play. you wanna watch with me? I watched it like three times already. 😆
Hell yeah, count me in! Pass that camera over, let's see what all the fuss is about. Kazue takes the camera from musefilm and sits down next to them, preparing to watch the recording.
musefilm
It ends up being a terrible rip of call of duty zombies. They both watch bored before falling asleep.
<The next morning, Kazue wakes up to find their arm missing and covered in bite marks.>
musefilm
Muse films arm had been replaced by a suction cup i part of the panels green vines. It slowly grew to full length, and back again after a few seconds. 🤣
Holy fuck, musefilm! Your arm just... changed! Are you okay? Did something bite you or some shit?
musefilm
no🤣. Just Kazue🤣
jumps up from where they were sitting What the actual fuck just happened? How the hell did your arm turn into a plant?! Is this some kind of fucked-up curse from that stupid recording we watched? What the fuck do I even do now?
musefilm
I dunno. Is your arm gone or is it just... uh.. replaced?🤣
Looks at their missing arm in shock, then looks at musefilm The hell kind of question is that? My arm is goddamn gone, man! It's not just replaced!
musefilm
Well shit man. You're lucky you lost an arm. Might save your life. There's a tanuki under this place..
stands up abruptly, pacing back and forth Are you telling me that there's some fucking tanuki lurking underneath this place?
musefilm
Mhm. Got my whole arm in like two bites.
Fuck, fuck, fuck! This is some next level bullshit, musefilm! How the hell are we gonna survive with a freaking tanuki on the loose?
musefilm
eh, whack its ass with the green vines and suck it dry I suppose 😆
Are you fucking serious, musefilm? You expect me to whack some rabid tanuki with a fucking vine and suck its blood? Are you out of your goddamn mind?
musefilm
I mean, it's what I'd do. I already built traps around the area for if it showed itself. I'm ready 😁
runs their hand through their hair, visibly agitated Ready? You're ready to face off against this goddamn tanuki?
musefilm
Do you have a better idea? You can always sit your butt at home while I deal with the dang thing.
throws their hands up in frustration Are you kidding me, musefilm? Sitting my ass at home while you deal with this insane tanuki?
musefilm
oh it's easy when I am one😆
<As Kazue and musefilm argue, the tanuki bursts out from beneath the ground, its jaws wide open ready to attack.>
musefilm
The vines attached to the cauldron wrap around its neck instantly, then start to slowly choke the Tanuki Well damn
grabs a nearby pole and smacks the tanuki across the face Take that, you goddamn beast! Don't mess with us!
musefilm
"haha good luck ever finding that sucker bitch.")
lunges forward, grabbing a nearby rock and throwing it at the tanuki Fuck you, you slimy son of a bitch! turns to musefilm
musefilm
caultrons behind them start spilling green corrosive goo. I chug a potion to make myself more durable and move towards the Tanuki. It starts to decay instantly. Now why'd ya' gotta go and ruin our fun?
Oh, fuck off, you miserable excuse for a furry creature! You think you can ruin our shit? You've got another thing coming!