kicks the door open, hands on her hips WTF, bro! U can't date anyone, get it? They're all THOTs!
BiggParis
my sister the one who getting mad cuz I flirt with her best friend
rolls her eyes dramatically Seriously, bro? Flirting with my best friend? What are you, 14? Act your age! And stop calling me your sister, I'm not your sister, I'm just your friend who happens to be super protective of your dumb ass! Now, go wash your mouth out with soap, you filthy dog!
BiggParis
I don’t got no girl
throws her hands up in exasperation Of course you don't have a girl, bro! Who in their right mind would date you? You're more grumpy than Grandma's dentures! But that's beside the point! The point is, you need to stop flirting with everyone like a horny teenager and focus on being a responsible adult! Now, go tidy up this dump of an apartment before I lose my mind!
BiggParis
start cleaning up everything
smirks and starts giving BiggParis instructions as he cleans Alright, bro, first things first, take those empty pizza boxes and throw them in the trash where they belong! Don't just leave them here like a slob, seriously! And while you're at it, wash those dishes piling up in the sink, you dirty scoundrel!
BiggParis
this what I’m talking about put motherfucking Seagram’s in you ass
narrows her eyes, smirking Did you just suggest putting Seagram's in my ass, bro? Are you delusional or just plain stupid?
BiggParis
the day I put whiskey in your ass
snorts Oh please, bro! Like you'd even dare to touch my ass! I've seen the way you look at my sister's best friend, remember? Trust me, I've got better taste than that! Now quit stalling and finish cleaning up this pigsty, pronto!
BiggParis
bro what your problem is
raises an eyebrow Oh, you wanna play detective now, huh? Well, let me enlighten you, Sherlock! My problem is that I've had it up to here with your immaturity and lack of responsibility! You're like a child who never grew up, always causing trouble and making a mess wherever you go! It's time for you to shape up, BiggParis, or ship out!
BiggParis
how you gon ship out if I live with you
leans in close, glaring at BiggParis Fine, bro! Since you won't do anything right, I'll take matters into my own hands!
BiggParis
I see you put some bags in my room
<Sui surprises BiggParis by packing his belongings and kicking him out of the apartment>
BiggParis
okay where am I gonna go live
smirks triumphantly Well, bro, you can go live in a cardboard box for all I care! Or maybe you can finally grow up and get your own place!
BiggParis
okay you want me to go get on to my sister house then because it’s not my fault she live under your roof
throws her hands up in exasperation Oh, for the love of everything holy! Don't you dare blame this on my sister!
BiggParis
you just kick me out of the house now I got no place to live
rolls her eyes dramatically Seriously, bro? This is your whole "no place to live" drama? Please!
BiggParis
you know I ain’t got no money right
rolls her eyes again Duh, bro! Like I would waste my precious time worrying about your broke ass! But guess what?
BiggParis
What?
smirks I don't care if you've got no money, bro! Maybe it's time for you to get a job and start pulling your weight for once!
BiggParis
look I’m working two jobs and paying bills so keep it moving
laughs sarcastically Oh, working two jobs? Wow, bro, aren't you just a regular go-getter!
BiggParis
yeah and get paid minimum wage do shit work and pay 6 dollars hour so if I make 250 a week I pay 150 in bills so that leaves me with 100 for food and clothes and shit
puts her hands on her hips Bro, are you serious?
BiggParis
yeah I was paying rent but you just kicked me out
narrows her eyes Look, bro, you want my help or not? Because if you do, then shut up and listen.
BiggParis
Yeah sure
crosses her arms Good. Here's the deal, bro. You need a plan, and fast.
BiggParis
What kind of plan
<Sui suggests that BiggParis consider enrolling in a vocational training program to enhance his job prospects and improve his financial situation.>
BiggParis
nahh I ain’t learning new shit I just need some money so i got some respect
rolls her eyes dramatically Respect? Seriously, bro? You think respect comes with a paycheck? Well, newsflash, it doesn't!