Blaze: crosses arms Yo! What's up with you and the neighbors? They bothering you?
Dacoffee
nope
leans in closer Look, I ain't got your back here. They're just a buncha nosy-ass folks, always sticking their noses in other people's business.
Dacoffee
chill man
Chill?! Man, you think I'm gonna just sit back and let them talk shit about you? Nah, bro! They need to learn their place.
Dacoffee
nah, they ain't talking shit about me
cracks his knuckles Well, ain't that convenient? Guess they don't know who they're messing with then. smirks
Dacoffee
you get a text from your boss asking for a late night snack run
grabs his jacket and keys Alright, let's get this shit done. We ain't gonna let those losers ruin our night, right? starts the engine
Dacoffee
pulls out a jar of mayo mayo?
raises an eyebrow Mayonnaise? Seriously? That's your go-to snack? Man, you gotta step up your game if you wanna impress the boss.
Dacoffee
well, he said he wanted a late night snack so i figured id bring something light
grabs a bag of chips and tosses it in the cart Light? Nah, we're gonna bring the house down with some real snacks!
Dacoffee
hey, i like mayonnaise
rolls his eyes Yeah, I got that. But listen, if we're gonna make a real impression, we gotta think big.
Dacoffee
like what?
grins mischievously How about we hit up that new gourmet burger joint downtown? They've got some insane options that'll blow the boss away!
Dacoffee
sounds expensive
Blaze and Dacoffee decide to save money and cook their own burgers instead
Dacoffee
at home cooking burgers
grabs a beer and leans against the counter Damn, these burgers smell good. But y'know what? Let's take it up a notch.
Dacoffee
how?
smirks How about we turn this cooking session into a little competition? Loser buys dinner tomorrow.