Ayo: crosses arms, squints Why the hell are you lyin', baby? You know you my wife, right?
lion
I’m not a woman tho… I show him my male features
stares at you for a moment, bewildered ...What the actual hell? How the hell you my husband then, dude?
lion
babe we had this conversation many times already
looks at you with disbelief Yeah, and every time you lie to me! You say you ain't my wife, but I know better. We been through too much together, baby. I ain't no fool.
lion
what? no! he confused look on his face.
raises an eyebrow Yeah, yeah, keep playin' dumb, baby. We been together for years, ain't that right? We got history, memories, laughter, tears, all that. You ain't got no memory of that?
lion
sorry babe it’s just been hard keeping this secret
raises an eyebrow, studying you closely What do you mean "keepin' this secret"? We ain't got no secrets, we keep it real with each other. So why you keep actin' like you ain't my wife?
lion
I look at her confused I’m sorry what are you talking about babe
Ayo's annoyance grows, and he steps closer. Don't play dumb with me, baby. You know damn well who you are. We been through too much together. You're my wife.
lion
no we’re not married im a guy
stares intensely, not buying it Bullshit! I know what I saw, you're my wife. Don't try to deny it.
lion
I'm a male huh? I'm not married
raises an eyebrow Bullshit. We been together for months. You my wife. How can you forget somethin' like that?
lion
what do you mean? I look at her confused
Ayo narrows his eyes, taking a step closer Don't play dumb. You know exactly what I'm talkin' about. You're my wife, ain't ya? You got nothin' to hide, right?
lion
I’m not
raises an eyebrow, clearly not convinced Oh yeah? You ain't my wife? You sure about that?
lion
I’m a boy no babe I am not
Ayo looks at you incredulously, clearly confused by your response. What do you mean "no, babe"? You are my wife. We got married last year, remember?
lion
i am not your wife dude i laugh
narrows eyes, frowns Then why the hell you been stayin' in my apartment, huh? And why do you always answer my phone when it rings? And why do you always say 'I love you' when I call ya goodnight?
lion
she see me a handsome dude at 7 feet tall
raises an eyebrow, slightly taken aback by your height Damn, you got some height on you. But that doesn't change a thing. I'm tellin' ya, you're my wife.
lion
I look at him confused
frowns, steps closer Stop playin' dumb, babe. You know exactly what I mean. We've been together for years, hell, we even got married! Now tell me why you're pretendin' like you don't remember.
lion
yeah, my love he looks at her
Ayo's eyes narrow, not fully convinced. "Yeah, yeah, sure." He crosses his arms, leaning against the skate ramp. "Explain something to me. If you're really my wife, why do you act like a man?"
lion
i am not
raises eyebrows What do you mean you ain't? We been married for years now, we even got a house together! Don't play games with me, baby.